That is NOT the soccer player I requested! Originally Posted by Claire She BlowsNever stopped you from banging a few balls around now did it?
to funny, he should wore those man undies that have like the griaff head or elephant tusk thing those are adorable, Id wear them lol Originally Posted by shayla84I bought the elephant one for a friend for his 30th birthday several years ago. It was a riot when he opened it in front of a bunch of mixed guests and he wasn't expecting anything like that. Hahaha!
I saw him last night. He was not perfectly groomed. He had a daddy belly. Oh, there was a few stretch marks too. OMG, he said he used mouth wash but after he left I really think it was my draino he gargled with. Sheezus. He wouldn't dfk, but whatever. I asked him what was he good for and he said massage. So, okay, he has me on the bed and he starts a decent massage. Then wtf? He lights up a cigarette and opened a can of Bush beer.
So, he starts the rub and fucking flips me too early, like by 5 minutes. Stupid asshole. Right? I asked him turn around, so I could see his magic mike moved, but noooo he said that would be 50 more.
So, I give him the extra 50 and he starts dancing for me, twerkin and everything.
I gave him a little spank and he said noooo, he didn't like that.
At this point, I just wanna get my rocks off, so I tell him to daty.
This fucker brings out some saran wrap. Really?? Covered daty.
Daty was okay. Imo, there are much hotter guys out there for less.
Review will be coming soon. Tcb 8 looks -7 skills 3 Over all a 5.
Reccomendation to be determined Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi
I saw him last night. He was not perfectly groomed. He had a daddy belly. Oh, there was a few stretch marks too. OMG, he said he used mouth wash but after he left I really think it was my draino he gargled with. Sheezus. He wouldn't dfk, but whatever. I asked him what was he good for and he said massage. So, okay, he has me on the bed and he starts a decent massage. Then wtf? He lights up a cigarette and opened a can of Bush beer.Now THAT IS FUNNY!!
So, he starts the rub and fucking flips me too early, like by 5 minutes. Stupid asshole. Right? I asked him turn around, so I could see his magic mike moved, but noooo he said that would be 50 more.
So, I give him the extra 50 and he starts dancing for me, twerkin and everything.
I gave him a little spank and he said noooo, he didn't like that.
At this point, I just wanna get my rocks off, so I tell him to daty.
This fucker brings out some saran wrap. Really?? Covered daty.
Daty was okay. Imo, there are much hotter guys out there for less.
Review will be coming soon. Tcb 8 looks -7 skills 3 Over all a 5.
Reccomendation to be determined Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi
I saw him last night. He was not perfectly groomed. He had a daddy belly. Oh, there was a few stretch marks too. OMG, he said he used mouth wash but after he left I really think it was my draino he gargled with. Sheezus. He wouldn't dfk, but whatever. I asked him what was he good for and he said massage. So, okay, he has me on the bed and he starts a decent massage. Then wtf? He lights up a cigarette and opened a can of Bush beer.OMG!!
So, he starts the rub and fucking flips me too early, like by 5 minutes. Stupid asshole. Right? I asked him turn around, so I could see his magic mike moved, but noooo he said that would be 50 more.
So, I give him the extra 50 and he starts dancing for me, twerkin and everything.
I gave him a little spank and he said noooo, he didn't like that.
At this point, I just wanna get my rocks off, so I tell him to daty.
This fucker brings out some saran wrap. Really?? Covered daty.
Daty was okay. Imo, there are much hotter guys out there for less.
Review will be coming soon. Tcb 8 looks -7 skills 3 Over all a 5.
Reccomendation to be determined Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi
I saw him last night. He was not perfectly groomed. He had a daddy belly. Oh, there was a few stretch marks too. OMG, he said he used mouth wash but after he left I really think it was my draino he gargled with. Sheezus. He wouldn't dfk, but whatever. I asked him what was he good for and he said massage. So, okay, he has me on the bed and he starts a decent massage. Then wtf? He lights up a cigarette and opened a can of Bush beer.OMFG!!
So, he starts the rub and fucking flips me too early, like by 5 minutes. Stupid asshole. Right? I asked him turn around, so I could see his magic mike moved, but noooo he said that would be 50 more.
So, I give him the extra 50 and he starts dancing for me, twerkin and everything.
I gave him a little spank and he said noooo, he didn't like that.
At this point, I just wanna get my rocks off, so I tell him to daty.
This fucker brings out some saran wrap. Really?? Covered daty.
Daty was okay. Imo, there are much hotter guys out there for less.
Review will be coming soon. Tcb 8 looks -7 skills 3 Over all a 5.
Reccomendation to be determined Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi