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That is NOT the soccer player I requested! Originally Posted by Claire She Blows
Never stopped you from banging a few balls around now did it?
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  • onei
  • 01-23-2014, 12:10 PM
to funny, he should wore those man undies that have like the griaff head or elephant tusk thing those are adorable, Id wear them lol Originally Posted by shayla84
I bought the elephant one for a friend for his 30th birthday several years ago. It was a riot when he opened it in front of a bunch of mixed guests and he wasn't expecting anything like that. Hahaha!
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Lo fucking l this is awesome Originally Posted by NikkiWhite
Hookers say the funniest shit!
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  • onei
  • 01-23-2014, 12:14 PM
Here's another one for you ladies to enjoy:
http://austin.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...eet-33/9388550
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Awesome! I need to call and put a review up LOL Originally Posted by justjackie
You can review me anytime Jackie...
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  • 01-23-2014, 12:21 PM
Let me just say, since I'm guessing most of us guys look that bad or worse, I really feel for you ladies.
Hookers say the funniest shit!
Originally Posted by Still Looking
And johns say the darndest things
I saw him last night. He was not perfectly groomed. He had a daddy belly. Oh, there was a few stretch marks too. OMG, he said he used mouth wash but after he left I really think it was my draino he gargled with. Sheezus. He wouldn't dfk, but whatever. I asked him what was he good for and he said massage. So, okay, he has me on the bed and he starts a decent massage. Then wtf? He lights up a cigarette and opened a can of Bush beer.

So, he starts the rub and fucking flips me too early, like by 5 minutes. Stupid asshole. Right? I asked him turn around, so I could see his magic mike moved, but noooo he said that would be 50 more.

So, I give him the extra 50 and he starts dancing for me, twerkin and everything.
I gave him a little spank and he said noooo, he didn't like that.

At this point, I just wanna get my rocks off, so I tell him to daty.
This fucker brings out some saran wrap. Really?? Covered daty.
Daty was okay. Imo, there are much hotter guys out there for less.

Review will be coming soon. Tcb 8 looks -7 skills 3 Over all a 5.

Reccomendation to be determined Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi

This is just TFF. Thanks for the chuckle...
I saw him last night. He was not perfectly groomed. He had a daddy belly. Oh, there was a few stretch marks too. OMG, he said he used mouth wash but after he left I really think it was my draino he gargled with. Sheezus. He wouldn't dfk, but whatever. I asked him what was he good for and he said massage. So, okay, he has me on the bed and he starts a decent massage. Then wtf? He lights up a cigarette and opened a can of Bush beer.

So, he starts the rub and fucking flips me too early, like by 5 minutes. Stupid asshole. Right? I asked him turn around, so I could see his magic mike moved, but noooo he said that would be 50 more.

So, I give him the extra 50 and he starts dancing for me, twerkin and everything.
I gave him a little spank and he said noooo, he didn't like that.

At this point, I just wanna get my rocks off, so I tell him to daty.
This fucker brings out some saran wrap. Really?? Covered daty.

Daty was okay. Imo, there are much hotter guys out there for less.

Review will be coming soon. Tcb 8 looks -7 skills 3 Over all a 5.

Reccomendation to be determined Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi
Now THAT IS FUNNY!!
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I saw him last night. He was not perfectly groomed. He had a daddy belly. Oh, there was a few stretch marks too. OMG, he said he used mouth wash but after he left I really think it was my draino he gargled with. Sheezus. He wouldn't dfk, but whatever. I asked him what was he good for and he said massage. So, okay, he has me on the bed and he starts a decent massage. Then wtf? He lights up a cigarette and opened a can of Bush beer.

So, he starts the rub and fucking flips me too early, like by 5 minutes. Stupid asshole. Right? I asked him turn around, so I could see his magic mike moved, but noooo he said that would be 50 more.

So, I give him the extra 50 and he starts dancing for me, twerkin and everything.
I gave him a little spank and he said noooo, he didn't like that.

At this point, I just wanna get my rocks off, so I tell him to daty.
This fucker brings out some saran wrap. Really?? Covered daty.
Daty was okay. Imo, there are much hotter guys out there for less.

Review will be coming soon. Tcb 8 looks -7 skills 3 Over all a 5.

Reccomendation to be determined Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi
OMG!!

That was TOO DAMN FUNNY!! LOL…

Your laughing slave,

Guinevere
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And johns say the darndest things Originally Posted by NikkiWhite
You Win! LOL
I saw him last night. He was not perfectly groomed. He had a daddy belly. Oh, there was a few stretch marks too. OMG, he said he used mouth wash but after he left I really think it was my draino he gargled with. Sheezus. He wouldn't dfk, but whatever. I asked him what was he good for and he said massage. So, okay, he has me on the bed and he starts a decent massage. Then wtf? He lights up a cigarette and opened a can of Bush beer.

So, he starts the rub and fucking flips me too early, like by 5 minutes. Stupid asshole. Right? I asked him turn around, so I could see his magic mike moved, but noooo he said that would be 50 more.

So, I give him the extra 50 and he starts dancing for me, twerkin and everything.
I gave him a little spank and he said noooo, he didn't like that.

At this point, I just wanna get my rocks off, so I tell him to daty.
This fucker brings out some saran wrap. Really?? Covered daty.
Daty was okay. Imo, there are much hotter guys out there for less.

Review will be coming soon. Tcb 8 looks -7 skills 3 Over all a 5.

Reccomendation to be determined Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi
OMFG!!

This is the best thing I've ever read on here!
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