There's several services that actually offer this...minus the "happy ending"!
(Which would probably open up a whole new market for ya! ;-)
I looked into one a couple years ago, I think the going rate was about 170 an hour...
So, I thinks to myself "I can pay a girl 340 bucks to clean my house in a bikini or a nightie, get blue balls and possibly STILL need to dust afterwards or..."
So I hired a lady off craigslist to clean for 20 bucks an hour and save my 300 for taking care of business with a lady that "only" has to look good and smell nice!