You Know You're Seeing The Wrong Girl If......

When a trail of cats follow her to your door.

You know you are seeing the wrong girl ...if her dick is bigger than yours ... Originally Posted by pyramider

Oops, sorry about tht pyramider...LOL

Shaddup. My 1.3" of dangling death shrincks from no woman.

If when you arrive, she asks if you want some hot tea and when you say yes she pulls out her tampon to put in the cup of hot water.

When your out of town and call a cute spinner and between pops your having a little chat and she ask so where are you from? Without thinking you tell her and she says really do you know ______ she was my BFF when I was younger? No No No I don't know her and she isn't my niece.
True story.

You guys are killing me !!! General! TnTAngie!!!

If you're wondering if you've seen the wrong provider........

...she's got great reviews, beautiful body, Activities list a mile long, been doing this for several years, nice Showcase but no face pics, outstanding rep, great posts here, and...you open the door and it's your son's wife.

Did you fuck her? Hmmmm ... daughter-in-law taint ....

How about this one. She has everything down, the look, marketing, nice incall, prompt TCB,
good attitude in general, except for one little detail, she is pretty clueless on how to please a man BCD.

Face palm! Face palm! Face palm! Thank you women's lib or something like it. lol



Someone caught Nic Cage's reaction to this scenario.

The guy can WALK to you incall in less than 5 minutes.

The guy can WALK to you incall in less than 5 minutes. Originally Posted by alaine

alaine, from your reviews, I believe anticipation hastened his step. The distance could have been greater than you think.

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=969460
Poor guy!