Dental Disasters, Facial Scaring, Acne, Wigs, Hair Extensions, Nasty Moles, Big Ass Hemorrhoids, Genital Warts, Hairy Ass Crack, Feet That look More Like Hooves, Mismatched Tits, 180lbs. not 145lbs., 39 not 29…last but not least Vagina Blubber

Camel Toe Extra?
Camel Toe Max? Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi

Hmm...

Do you know any spinners with vagina blubber? Originally Posted by Cool,Calm & Collected

Vaginal Shock Absorber?

Sure you laugh now. Just picture SL doing the wild thing and unleashing the SLAMDANGO® and suddenly I look like an Indian that just scalped someone. I let out an Indian war scream... couldn't think of any other way to play it off! She wasn't real happy either! Originally Posted by Still Looking

OMFG!! Oh, to have been a fly on the wall for that one!!!

No... but I met a few that had flappers so big they could fall off a building and parachute down safely!

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Like those flying squirrel suits.

But, to be fair, with 219 "reviews" you're gonna run into more than your share of rejects.. LOL I bet anyone with that many encounters has stories to tell too.. but look at it this way.. you are doing a lot of scouting for the rest of the brothers out here, that read your reviews and avoid all that.. LLOL

But, to be fair, with 219 "reviews" you're gonna run into more than your share of rejects.. LOL I bet anyone with that many encounters has stories to tell too.. but look at it this way.. you are doing a lot of scouting for the rest of the brothers out here, that read your reviews and avoid all that.. LLOL Originally Posted by nuglet

Well I guess there is a silver lining to every cloud! LOL

Was this somewhere in your list?

That's not MISS anything. That is a sasquach just a few feet shorter.

Hey, SL, you forgot one --

Hail Damage = Liposuction gone wrong


Loxly, why the hell did you post that!?

Was this somewhere in your list?

Originally Posted by Loxly

I forgot that one...

Sasquatch: First Generation Walking Up Right

Sounds much better doesn't it?

That's not MISS anything. That is a sasquach just a few feet shorter. Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi

Now Scarlett... Sasquatch is a not so a nice term. Read What I posted!

Hey, SL, you forgot one --

Hail Damage = Liposuction gone wrong
Loxly, why the hell did you post that!?
Originally Posted by cinnamonshark

Or Aerated Skin

Oh SL, you're so good at this!

I think you forgot: Yeast / Fungus Infection - yogurt on the sides

"Feet That look More Like Hooves: Little Monster Nightmare"


LMAO that's some funny shit!!


on a serious note, I do see what you're trying to say. there have been a few times where I have been a little disappointed and wished I could have warned, especially when it comes to dental hygiene.
As far as feet go, if she has pretty feet that is always one of the first things I mention in the "Physical Description" part of the review. If I don't mention anything about her feet in that or description or activities sections that means I was not impressed, and since I don't have anything nice to say I don't say anything.