Dirty Pick up lines anyone?!

Hurry up before mom comes in.

OUCH! Couldn't resist.

"Hey listen, I never do this but I was watching you from across the room...your pretty face, your graceful curves, your poetic motions...and I thought... it would be a shame, a travesty, a sin against mankind if we don't go get naked and fuck like bunnies all night." Originally Posted by Toyz

Toyz I had no idea you we're even interested in me that way. This could make our friendship pretty damn awkward.

Toyz I had no idea you we're even interested in me that way. This could make our friendship pretty damn awkward. Originally Posted by Listener

Or it could just enhance it!

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

. Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand.