Chuck Norris

For the record, Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas. Originally Posted by netman

HAHA! Never heard that one before. Too cute.

He looks like a short version of my dad. So NO (insert heebie jeebies here)

He is one of the few guys around that knows what it's like to fight (movie fight) Bruce Lee.

Nah....in my personal life, I wouldn't do him either. I never even liked watching anything he's been in....could a worse actor be found anywhere? Who cares if he can fight? Not such a big deal in my book. I prefer those who can love....mmmmm

I could make it through a paid date with him, but barely and only if it's an hour! He would have to be very quiet, no talking (I can't stand to listen to him talk) LOL

Yes, Yes, and a Million Times Yes!!!

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

One time in an airport a guy accidentally called Chuck Norris "Chick Norris". He explained it was an honest mistake and apologized profusely. Chuck accepted his apology and politely signed an autograph. Nine months later, the guy's wife gave birth to a bearded baby. The guy knew exactly what had happened, and blames nobody but himself.

Giggity!!

Nope...nope and nope.

Have often been told I resemble Chuck. After reading some of the ladies "NO's" wonder if that is a good thing? On the otherhand, some interesting yes' also....

Ok another mood buster .... he is a cop in Terrell TX well a reserve one at least. He actually participated in a drug raid and the suspects tried to use that as a reason to get the charges thrown out saying they couldn't get a fair trial cause everyone knows Chuck Norris only arrested bad guys ... according to the news it didn't work, LOL.

http://www.chucknorris.com/html/biog.html

My "no", has nothing to do with his looks.....he just kind of creeps me out for some reason.

Have often been told I resemble Chuck. After reading some of the ladies "NO's" wonder if that is a good thing? On the otherhand, some interesting yes' also.... Originally Posted by whosit57

His looks are absolutely fine. It's his "personae" that's an issue with me. And I'll freely admit that this might be a very unfair stance for me to have.

could a worse actor be found anywhere? Originally Posted by M A X

Yes. Van Damme. It's close, but after much deliberation, I'm pretty sure Van Damme is worse. Also, Keanu Reeves gets an honorable mention.

Traci, you are quite the movie fan. I'll call you before I go see my next movie to see if it's a double thumbs up. Please remember to answer the phone while wearing your avatar picture undies for me.

The couple of times that I met CN, I was amazed how small he is. "I crap bigger than him."

Yes. Van Damme. It's close, but after much deliberation, I'm pretty sure Van Damme is worse. Also, Keanu Reeves gets an honorable mention. Originally Posted by tracibrooks

I'm pretty sure Vandamme has bee making the same cyborg twin movie over and over....

Keanu agrees.

could a worse actor be found anywhere?

Dear God! Tommy Wiseau is THE. WORST. ACTOR. ALIVE. Hands down... no contest. His horrible acting is legendary. I love it so.