EEEEE-mannuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable,
Eye-degger Heidegger was a boozin' beggar who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegal.
(I miss college.)
Stag