Slave Guinever's official theme song!!!!!

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You just like dancing chick in it SL, admit it. Originally Posted by Dunnfounded
Damn it...
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WOW!!

I had NO IDEA that we had SOOO MANY DOG LOVERS on ECCIE!! In a show of SOLIDARITY I would like to PRESENT one of my FAVORITE DOG VIDEOS:




"SAD DOG DIARIES"


"Dear Diary… this is the 733 day that I have tried to TEST what CAT SWORE TO ME WAS TRUE… Namely, that if you HUMP ANYTHING LONG ENOUGH you will FIND A VAGINA….."





Your animal loving slave,


Guinevere
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HOWEVER…

It would be REMISS OF ME to forget about all of those CAT LOVERS ON ECCIE!!




"SAD CAT DIARIES"


BDSM KITTY QUOTE:


"DEAR DIARY… it has come to MY ATTENTION that the AUTHORITIES HAVE TWO HANDS but seemed to have made it the SADISTIC POLICY only to pet me with ONE OF THEM at a time… HALF OF LOVE IS JUST LOW…"





Your catlike slave,

Guinevere
WOW!!

I had NO IDEA that we had SOOO MANY DOG LOVERS on ECCIE!! In a show of SOLIDARITY I would like to PRESENT one of my FAVORITE DOG VIDEOS:




"SAD DOG DIARIES"


"Dear Diary… this is the 733 day that I have tried to TEST what CAT SWORE TO ME WAS TRUE… Namely, that if you HUMP ANYTHING LONG ENOUGH you will FIND A VAGINA….."





Your animal loving slave,


Guinevere
Originally Posted by Slave Guinevere

Holy Shit Guin that is fucking hilarious!!! That has to be the best thing I have ever seen from Youtube!!

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lolz you finally got it to work huh?

Staff Edit JJ Pic removed

Staff Edit JJ Originally Posted by savak
It was removed because it compromised the security of the lady in question. Originally Posted by JJ
So savak.......
How many hours/days did you spend reprogramming your PS3 to always have Slave on the screen????




OBSESS MUCH???
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Ricky never learns.
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Slave, dogs are nice, but you know I'm a cat lover and I definitely enjoy petting a certain pink cat.





As for some of these posts. WOW, some of you are creepy stalkers. Hobbyists complain all the time about their privacy and then turn around think providers shouldn't have any. complain when mods don't do something, then complain when they do. attack anybody that makes a comment defending that privacy.
Ricky never learns. Originally Posted by pyramider
"Ricky don't loose that number, you don't wanna call nobody else, send it to a letter to yourself"
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  • savak
  • 02-22-2014, 11:25 PM
dont mind the dogs, their just looking for the lulz that were lost in this thread






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  • savak
  • 02-22-2014, 11:26 PM
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  • savak
  • 02-22-2014, 11:28 PM


doge misses the lulz
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You know savak, you could have just apologized to the lady, for blatantly trying to make her easily recognized? Instead you post up some craziness, showing everyone how little concern you have for your indescretion! Are you feeling ok? This seems very strange
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  • savak
  • 02-23-2014, 07:58 AM
little richard is here.

the beautiful thing here is your fanaticism around the subject and how you try to make yourself the one trying to protect her over a picture of a dog.

i guess it shouldnt be lost on her or on everyone else how you publicly exposed both her and several providers when you took noraustinguys private message about a special little list, created a thread and publicized that list for all of san antonio to see.

do you remember that list? im sure those other providers appreciated it when you listed their names in that list and helped spread those rumors. im also sure your favorite redhead would have appreciated it when you listed the illness she had and exposed her private medical condition on the board. you even named the specific illness. so many of us pointed how foolish you really were and you edited your post realizing how big a fool you are. the mods moved the thread and evidence of your idiocy in that moment is gone.

but many were there to witness. some notable names i wont forget and neither will the mods since they have this thread stashed away in modtardville.

apologize over a picture of a dog? its laughable how you try to make yourself a zealous wk and make someone else to be obsessed when everyone knows you go to every social possible and follow the woman around like as if you were her shadow. ive never been to a social and thats what providers who do go tell me you do.

how about this, how about you openly apologize to her on you airing her specific medical condition.
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So…

A gentleman who SEES STREET WALKER'S accuses me of having an STD and that makes it TRUE? Interesting… and I thought that only a medical physician could diagnose someone… Maybe, the Texas State Medical Board should add TROLLING 25 YEAR OLD's IMPOTENT JERKS and PIMPS WITH HIDDEN AGENDA'S to their LIST of APPROVED DIAGNOSTIC AUTHORITIES…

You and I BOTH KNOW that I DO NOT have an STD!! For you to accuse me otherwise proves just how SICK & TWISTED you are… I have NEVER DONE ANYTHING to DELIBERATELY HURT YOU or ANYONE ELSE!!

I was born with a rare bone marrow disorder that resulted in my body not having the ABILITY to make IgG Subclass 2 & 4, idiopathic low t-cells and as we speak my body is beginning to stop producing IGA...

I was born without an immune system and my body is completely incapable of building ANTIBODIES to ANY SORT OF PATHOGEN be it BACTERIAL, VIRAL OR FUNGAL… So, all of those VACCINATIONS that YOU and the REST OF THE POPULATION depend on to PROTECT YOUR BODY FROM LIFE THREATENING ILLNESS'S I CANNOT MAKE…

It is STANDARD PROTOCOL to give a patient with my RARE DISORDER PREVENTATIVE medications to PREVENT BACTERIAL, VIRAL AND FUNGAL INFECTIONS!!!

HOW DARE YOU!! I should have died 2 & 1/2 years ago and I have used my medical knowledge to everything I can to STAY ALIVE!! DESPITE my physical challenges I have NEVER ASKED FOR PITY OR HELP from YOU or ANYONE ELSE!!

WHO & WHAT YOU ARE IS DESPICABLE… You are a BLIGHT on the FACE of HUMANITY…All I have every wanted to do was to teach people how to LIVE AND TO LOVE LIFE because it is SO PRECIOUS!!

If I make it to the age of 50 I will be incredibly LUCKY!! What you DON'T realize is how GREAT my risk for cancer is... Particularly LEUKEMIA and I am going in next week for BLOOD TESTS to rule that out…

HOW DARE YOU…


Slave Guinevere
Guinevere, the privilege and pleasure of your company has made me a better hobbyist, lover - and person. You're a fighter and a winner.

A fashion suggestion, if I may, for your next shoot:

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