Ive got boots older than some of the girls on this board..... Originally Posted by bigjimt52I hare to admit it but I do as well....
Now I won't admit to being interested in fucking anyone's mom or grandmom if I fuck them....
I mean.... Why?
- Whispers
- 02-25-2014, 12:48 AM
Now I won't admit to being interested in fucking anyone's mom or grandmom if I fuck them....
I mean.... Why?
- repete offender
- 02-25-2014, 09:18 AM
My granddaughters are 3, 2 and one due in May. I have a ways to go!!!
- Guest070316-1
- 02-25-2014, 01:34 PM
Funny being young too...I always here about the provider's with kids (wait...these aren't kids...lol) my age in college or their kids are married, etc. Throws me for a curve ball because I am like...there is no way this woman I was with last week was F'n over 40! Sometimes you just need a fine wine to do the trick.
- THETAXMAN
- 02-25-2014, 05:01 PM
I new when I was 20 I would be a dirty old man.
Never had any kids nor would I want them.
To much like a job and I have one of those already.
No that we are dirty old men remember the following
Never pass up a bathroom
Never waste a hard-on
Never trust a fart it could be a shart!!!!!
Women are like snowflakes no 2 ever taste alike and I want to taste them all!!!!!!!
We no return you to your regularly scheduled AUDIT
Never had any kids nor would I want them.
To much like a job and I have one of those already.
No that we are dirty old men remember the following
Never pass up a bathroom
Never waste a hard-on
Never trust a fart it could be a shart!!!!!
Women are like snowflakes no 2 ever taste alike and I want to taste them all!!!!!!!
We no return you to your regularly scheduled AUDIT
- colt
- 02-25-2014, 10:29 PM
I thought that I might be a DOM, but then I heard Tiger Woody had a sex addiction, I figure I caught it off a golf club, so I'm just addicted.
- Painted Smiling Faces
- 02-27-2014, 08:23 PM
Staff edit JJ. Spam.
- oden
- 02-27-2014, 08:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bigjimt52
Ive got boots older than some of the girls on this board.....
Yes, and a couple of shotguns...lol
Originally Posted by bigjimt52
Ive got boots older than some of the girls on this board.....
Yes, and a couple of shotguns...lol
- another piece of meat
- 02-28-2014, 07:26 AM
Staff Edit JJ. Spam.
- Guest032716
- 02-28-2014, 07:35 AM
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- another piece of meat
- 02-28-2014, 07:59 AM
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- Erich711
- 02-28-2014, 07:12 PM
- ck1942
- 03-01-2014, 09:59 AM
Alt,
the reason you have photos of your kids or grand kids at age 8 or 9 is so you can "pull those images up" and never think about their current ages when you are banging those 20 y.o.'s. LOL.
I know more than several gents who have utilized that counsel in the past and present.
Otherwise, stick those two Benji's into a birthday card and mail 'em off to the grandkids!
Or buy a big ass screen tv, or downpayment on a new car, or .. well, you should get my plan.
If you need further counsel, there may be a "counseling" booth in the Mardi GraciASS! "beading room" but only after I have distributed my 17 pounds of beads, etc.
the reason you have photos of your kids or grand kids at age 8 or 9 is so you can "pull those images up" and never think about their current ages when you are banging those 20 y.o.'s. LOL.
I know more than several gents who have utilized that counsel in the past and present.
Otherwise, stick those two Benji's into a birthday card and mail 'em off to the grandkids!
Or buy a big ass screen tv, or downpayment on a new car, or .. well, you should get my plan.
If you need further counsel, there may be a "counseling" booth in the Mardi GraciASS! "beading room" but only after I have distributed my 17 pounds of beads, etc.
- Zhivago52
- 03-01-2014, 02:23 PM
I suppose preferring GILFs (Grandma I'd like to fuck) over other age groups makes me a dirty old man, although I do stray to the younger ones on occasion. When that happens, I feel more like Jethro Tull's "Aqua Lung"....sitting on a park bench.....watching all the pretty panties run...."
Now everyone's going to be pissed at me for putting that song in their heads all afternoon....
Now everyone's going to be pissed at me for putting that song in their heads all afternoon....
- OldYeller
- 03-01-2014, 03:35 PM
I took one young goddess here out to lunch before a date, and she was stroking my arm and I said:
"Please don't tease me until after breakfast. When we leave, people will say - look at the butt on that guy's granddaughter. I don't want them to add - Yeah, and look at the boner on grandpa!!"
"Please don't tease me until after breakfast. When we leave, people will say - look at the butt on that guy's granddaughter. I don't want them to add - Yeah, and look at the boner on grandpa!!"
- Guest030824
- 03-01-2014, 04:14 PM
"Please don't tease me until after breakfast. When we leave, people will say - look at the butt on that guy's granddaughter. I don't want them to add - Yeah, and look at the boner on grandpa!!"
Fuckum I say. I enjoy a pretty woman on my arm and figure the others may think look at that old fart with the young trim. Damn I wish she was on my arm. My daughter asked me not to date some one younger than her then when I canceled a New Years eve party date where she would be she said "you should have brought her".
Fuckum I say. I enjoy a pretty woman on my arm and figure the others may think look at that old fart with the young trim. Damn I wish she was on my arm. My daughter asked me not to date some one younger than her then when I canceled a New Years eve party date where she would be she said "you should have brought her".