Masterbating to certain songs.....

Master bait. Not to be confused with, Masturbate

They both may smell fishy, but only one will pleasure your loins... or both... Whatever floats your boat.
Has to be a song by the weeknd ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)
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all the hype, I have to hear this song!
Jesse James "Wanted"

Blasting on my car stereo enroute to my faves... BTW JJ... good one! Master Bait... too funny!


e_l traveler's Avatar
The only orgasm music gives me is to my ears. hehe
Master bait. Not to be confused with, Masturbate Originally Posted by JJ
Wow... No wonder my spell check always tries to correct it... I've always spelled it "Masterbate" hehe... Oh well, I guess I don't remember them teaching that one in school.
Wow... No wonder my spell check always tries to correct it... I've always spelled it "Masterbate" hehe... Oh well, I guess I don't remember them teaching that one in school. Originally Posted by XOXO Karla
Yeah I don't ever remember that one be used for the local spelling bee's

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  • Maxx
  • 03-01-2014, 11:44 PM
Tracy my dear, that sounds like fun. You'll eventually have it down so good in your head that you'll be able to pop an "O" anywhere you are just by playing rewind in your head. Try it next time your at your favorite restaurant and see if anyone notices. Hmmm I'd like to be sitting at the next table and watch you!
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I love the song "lick" it comes in the movie xxx with Vin Disel mmmmm
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Teh real question is, why would you even have to be masterbating??
Lol this is the song I'm imagining Tracy
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KNGQiCDKxVM Originally Posted by Billy Horn
LMAO! That's not the one... the one I have in mind is way more vulgar... but in a good way. :P

You're such a sex kitten Tracy. Originally Posted by XOXO Karla
Sex kittens recognize sex kittens :P (my version of "real recognize real" haha)

That's what sucked about those VHS porn tapes; whoever popped in the tape afterwards, knew where your 'pop' spot was. (and it especially sucked if it was really early into the tape too!) TFF!



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Originally Posted by SofaKingFun
That's funny! Though I can't imagine popping to Bow Chicka Wow Wow.... hahahah
Has to be a song by the weeknd ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) Originally Posted by satx210mBack2Play


Yeah I don't ever remember that one be used for the local spelling bee's

Originally Posted by a10bomb
lol!!!!!

Tracy my dear, that sounds like fun. You'll eventually have it down so good in your head that you'll be able to pop an "O" anywhere you are just by playing rewind in your head. Try it next time your at your favorite restaurant and see if anyone notices. Hmmm I'd like to be sitting at the next table and watch you! Originally Posted by Maxx
Well I do have it stuck in my head...

Teh real question is, why would you even have to be masterbating?? Originally Posted by Desperado
It's not that I have to... just sometimes I'm horny. And it's better sometimes to bust out a quick one than wait.... Busy busy lady I am!!
Tracy have you hear the drunk in love remix by the weekend....amazing
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HbwT_MdQPCw
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That's funny! Though I can't imagine popping to Bow Chicka Wow Wow.... hahahah Originally Posted by Tracy Auburn
Really!? It must be a guy thing because it's hard for me to imagine *not* popping to, Bow Chicka Wow Wow.

I've tested this out *way* more than six times, though...you know, for the sake of accurate test results, completely scientific and stuff, and, like you, if I replay the video and hear the Bow Chicka Wow Wow, I can, uhhh..., banish the White Russians from The Kremlin, again. It's cray!

You're welcome to come on over to the laboratory and see for yourself

(why do I have a "he & she; 2 mad scientists conducting experiments", roll-play fantasy all of the sudden? Hehe!) .


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Really!? It must be a guy thing because it's hard for me to imagine *not* popping to, Bow Chicka Wow Wow.

I've tested this out *way* more than six times, though...you know, for the sake of accurate test results, completely scientific and stuff, and, like you, if I replay the video and hear the Bow Chicka Wow Wow, I can, uhhh..., banish the White Russians from The Kremlin, again. It's cray!

You're welcome to come on over to the laboratory and see for yourself

(why do I have a "he & she; 2 mad scientists conducting experiments", roll-play fantasy all of the sudden? Hehe!) .


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Originally Posted by SofaKingFun
That sounds fun!! I need a lab coat!!