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  • ztonk
  • 03-02-2014, 11:16 AM
What happens if I bring 2 tiaras???

ztonk
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Ring toss? Tea party for two? Tiara's & Tutu party? I dunno? You are the notorious B.F.E. I am sure you could think of something!!
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Well IF you brought 2 tiaras, I think you should get 2 princess pussys

Princess pussy #1 Scarlett

Princess pussy #2 kbf

We could all play TWISTER while drinking tea and wearing tiaras and tutus !!
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So I just learned that ladies can't read inside private tags, even in co-ed. My previous comment probably seemed like a non-sequitur with the actual reply to the quoted bit invisible

Disclaimer- I am a hooger+ I am a single woman = of course , I always need money, lol! But, I will be damned if I am asking for a free ride from anyone!! Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi
Well, I owe you overtime and would be thrilled to give it to you or someone you trust with absolutely zero expectation of further appointments let alone freebies. Just sayin', already earned if you ever decide you want it. I know I'm not as funny or as cool as the others here, and that my occasional attempts at humor have failed. In point of fact I look up to you as someone far more creative than I.

I've been trying to figure out how to get you what I owe you ever since I learned I did via public humiliation. Had I known we'd gone over the second time I would have given it to you then and there. As it was, I believed at the time that I had left you with both the hh donation plus the prior overtime. In trying to fix things I made them worse. I had no idea we went over the hh until you told me. Just to be clear: I hold no ill will for the humiliation. I was the one who came out about my mistake the first time, and your temper understandably flared the second time (especially if you thought it was intentional). I only wish to make it right because I'm not a cheap bastard. I know it's asking a lot to be allowed to rectify the same mistake twice. I only hope that the fact that I ask nothing in return demonstrates my sincerity. Some may find it pathetic, but I believe that keeping my agreements is worth a little humility on my part.
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Had I seen that post rest assured I would have responded.

For sarcasm I use *sarcasm or <sarcasm></sarcasm>, both a bit geeky though.
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For sarcasm I use *sarcasm or <sarcasm></sarcasm>, both a bit geeky though. Originally Posted by Sammy75
A long time ago in a mailing list far far away we'd use Fe as an sarcasm emoticon and <Fe></Fe> as farcical irony tags. In the end though, Poe's law was just too powerful.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law

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