Favorite Witty Quotes

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AWARENESS IS A FUCKING SIGN OF HEIGHTENED IDIOCY...
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I want to show him he has not been loved before , I want him to feel with one kiss I can make love to his soul for eternity.
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Build a man a fire and he is warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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I used to walk Into a room and wonder If they
like me...
Now I wonder If I like them!!


~Seeking ~P
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Free Hugs
Pussy will never be free.
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"WHO HURT OTHERS WILL END UP BEING HURT ALSO ITS CALLED BAD

KARMA "
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I never did and I'm awesomeness!!
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.If you were a stone, I wouldn't throw you at something I would skip you across the lake so that you would get multiple injuries!
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Exactly.
I don't care what you think of me. Clearly!
He who laughs last , laughs longest .
"The woman who follows the crowd will usually go no further than the crowd. The woman who walks alone is likely to find herself in places no one had ever been before." -Albert Einstein
If you want to play In the deep waters make sure you can swim or you may drown.



~Seeking ~P
A pessimists sees the glass half empty, while an optimist sees it half full. A realist listens to the argument while drinking the water.