So hypothetically Yummy....

TG (not to be confused with the real TG) is an idiot getting played by whores that talk too much. It turns out to be a perfect fit. Because, TG (not to be confused with the real TG) talks too much as well. Originally Posted by dearhunter

heh

What's funny is the lengths tg goes to, to assert he doesn't care what anyone here thincks. He certainly cares about not caring. Originally Posted by chicagoboy

If he didn't care we wouldn't have 15 different short stories explaining why he doesn't care..

Well that sure is not a rarity in the industry...


...most just do not admit it like TG has.

That has been the lesson IMHO. We all gossip. Some just do not admit it. WTF do you think is written in Modtardville....a bunch of gossip that a select few get to then proclaim as a truth/lie. This is just a Wizard of Oz moment. Originally Posted by WTF

^^^This right here...

Man makes a good point.

Who cares what others think. Who cares if TG thinks I'm a sewer rat....I sure as fuck do not. He does not care what I think ...and I do not blame him.

We are here to get laid and the ladies are here to get paid. All this other shit is just preference. " I prefer spinners" "I prefer gossip girls" "I prefer the in crowd" .

Safe, paid and laid should be our motto. Originally Posted by WTF

^^^^Damn bro, you're on a roll with the low down.

TG( the fake TG)makes me laugh but not for the reasons he thincks. I wonder if he rocks the pinck polo.

The real TG made me laugh for the right reasons...just sayin'

WTF makes me proud...sometimes...and laugh...sometimes...and fighting mad...sometimes. Although I'm sure he doesn't care.

Dorfy just makes me laugh...

The rest of you idiots make me laugh too. I find myself laughing at you more than with you though and that makes me sad. Damn shame you've lost your way. We need more of the old "real" TG.

Do I make you laugh, pussycat?

I don't drink booze. I have discriminating tastes so I'm more of a wine drinker. So anyway, I Googled Platinum. Only link to booze is Bud Light Platinum and how it has more alcohol in it. Classy, Platinum, Bud Light Cryptic Linck



We're both sexy bitches, but no. I like it, but no.

Why you hatin' on Dorfy any-fucking-way? She's been hooking since you were still cuddling your balls and wondering why your fat wife kicked you out of her bed. You come up in this bitch like you knowing what's the WTF. You don't. But we got your trick ass all figured out. You suffer from the same affliction that Wakeup does - low self-esteem / high self-worth. It's cray. Cray I say, but alas...




Speaking of vitriol.



She has a skilled trade.



Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner chicken dinner! You wuv the shit out of her. Ahhhh, unrequited wuv. See what happens when you run your pie hole too much.



That's the understatement of the mother fucking year. And we're in the last days of the year so that's saying something...

Let's see what else the Trick of the Year has to say...



No, she pretty much did. Puppy love is a bitch ain't it.



I've not noticed that; her prose is easy to follow. And believe you fucking me, I can put a sentence together. They say I'm the Queen of the Thunderfuck. You may call me Your Highness. Being a gentlemen you understand you need only call me that once, after that ma'am will suffice. You know till you address my Magnificent - bitchin'-ass - Self again. Then we're back to Your Highness.



Um, honey, let me hip you to something. Know why women suck dick? Sit down for this big guy....It's to get men under our thumbs.



Not what I heard. I heard she can suck a mean dick. But, since, I cannot be put under a dick-sucked spell, IDGAF.



You should be. She's made an ass out of you and shined a light on your candy, abusive-ass.



You're the one that brought up TUMA. You like scat? You struck me as a subbie type, but scat? Gross. I hate poo germs.



More of that unrequited wuv. Oh, and we, that is good looking people, don't have to work as hard.



Fading with age? What are you a retard? She's like in her twenties.



I understand. Do you understand what I've said? How easy it was for me to psychoanalyze you from a far? You make things too easy. Go back. Drinck some Platinum Bud Lite. Regroup and then we'll talk. I don't like an easy fuck. I like a hard one.



All Spice can do now is save you...trick.

But enough about all that is fabulous about Dorthy. Let's talk about you shall we? But first, I gotta go be me. More coffee and breakfast. Then, you. k? Originally Posted by armature

Heh This Right Here Is AWESOME

Do I make you laugh, pussycat? Originally Posted by YummyMarie

Yes!!!
When you tickle my belly...

Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman
Dorothy, I suspect armature is your manhandle.

I do armature's hair so I know better. But you sound like have a vagina...
Originally Posted by R.M.

he does thats why he keeps accusing everyone of wanting to lick it lol

Do I make you laugh, pussycat? Originally Posted by YummyMarie

meowwwwe

I just realized the manhandle accused me of drinking some sort of platinum beer. That's the only really offensive thing I've seen in this thread.

Google better. Instead of googling, "If I were to splurge on booze, what has platinum in the name but is suitable for my ghetto bitchiness, and is also available in my pimp's corner store" try instead "platinum liquor" - the picture at the very top of your search results shows Johnny Walker Platinum, which is a fine sipping drink.

Good grief.

And WTF, you won't need updates from me via phone, I'm sure you'll have those binoculars ready and zoomed in, prepared to give live updates to the community on what I'm doing wrong. Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

So you have WTF's number? No, I'm pretty sure he has yours.

Men have no problem with that! Suck away ladies! Originally Posted by WTF

YOU do. This one seems to think the ladies just luv him to death. You know except the ones like Dorthy that turned him down.

armature, take this misandry elsewhere, it weakens your argument Originally Posted by WTF

Sigh, you know I'm neither a mysandrist or ghetto. I am bitchin'. Err'body knows that.

Now I know why you mentioned me, as if you had a choice...welcome back... Originally Posted by Wakeup

In such a flattering light. Lame Giggles, lame. Try again or go find another tit - meh - either way.

*edit* Armature, I see that you posted moments before I did. You're not even a troll, you're an irrelevant troll. I agree that you're not Dorothy; you can write a sentence. Aside from that, the rest of your irrelevant noise isn't even worthy of response. Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

Yet. You. Responded. Go on...do it again...I gotta go to training just now. Maybe later or whenever, I'll have time to read the rest of this thread. You know the part after you didn't respond to me.

YOU do. This one seems to think the ladies just luv him to death. You know except the ones like Dorthy that turned him down.


Sigh, you know I'm neither a mysandrist Originally Posted by armature

Oh you are chocked full of misandry, most ladies that post on here are and I can't say as i blame them.

Dorthy thinks it is illegal to audio record another unless you have their consent so i wouldn't be going around using her as a shining example of common sense. Not that I have anything against her...I in fact used to enjoy her back and forth with LL until they became best buds!


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Sigh, you know I'm a mysandrist ghetto bitch. Err'body knows that.

Go on...do it again...I gotta go to training Originally Posted by armature

If we're going to scrape the bottom and pretend this is elementary school backsies, I'll fall in line. I've edited some words out of your post so that your message is more concise.

I've edited some words out of your post so that your message is more concise. Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

Heh.

So...

After getting an education on Dorfhelm, I sincerely apologize for my ribald behavior. Dorthy, I'm sorry for making fun of you; I thought you were just illiterate, not actually special needs. I feel terrible. I'll officially get off your trainwreck and change destinations now.

Best of luck to your future endeavors, and while you may not understand most of what I've said all this time, I hope this picture helps.