How Houston got it's name- did ya know?

Okay I am up to date...

This one is funny as hell, bout time you brought your "A" game...

CUNTry Bumpkin-phycosis

I gotta admit the scratchin on the tree still has me gigglin. I never really looked at it like that. I'm leaving it up though. I like that pic.

DH, you grew on me too... like a rash...lol.

Okay, I have had a busy day making money and dealing with stalkers so I am too tired to entertain you.

You guys carry on, I had a couple good laughs so we are almost even.

Boardman, you look like me huh? How do I look with a penis or can you find it? Either way, it's nice to see ya have a good time.

Ansley, come visit Houston, the guys would love it... they are GREAT, lotsa fun and lotsa money. This is a wonderful crowd. I love these guys They are the bestest! DH knows where the best places to eat are and BDS is the party queen. Wake up and WayWay are really big softies and have lotsa cash. They are BIG tippers too. MP can pick ya up at the airport and secure your room. They get a bad rap but it ain't true at all.

I may be back in here tomorrow and I may not but you guys have a lot of fun. It's a nice change of pace and your sense of humor is getting much funnier.

Wayway, keep tryin Sugar Pop. You almost have entertainment value with the bigger audience. Hang in there Babe, you can do it!

My hero is such a man... oh what a man.

I'm gonna kiss him and squeeze him and love him... forever and ever and ever.
Originally Posted by Lacey Companion

I keep telling you, quit confusing me with your brother.

I may be back in here tomorrow and I may not but you guys have a lot of fun. Originally Posted by Lacey Companion

It said it may come back and it may not but I thought the coon hound was here to keep all us cats treed.
The self appointed cat herder got her feelings hurt when she shit in the poll thread where she didn't belong and got her paw slapped by Mojojo.

I'm not gonna close the thread, I told ya I have a purpose for it. If you are over here then you will leave others alone and the mods can concentrate on the vote instead of constant pms and email filled with complaints about you guys... I'm babysitting. Originally Posted by Lacey Companion

Delusions of Grandeur are another symptom.
I used to work for a guy in the construction supply industry who was a real fucking moron. Hell, if he had been a woman I might have even referred to him as a cunt.
This dude would claim every year that he was tired of busting his ass and was gonna take some time off and let his subordinates take up the slack.

This proclamation came every year just about the end of August(Dove season opens Sept. 1). We would finish the next couple of months strong as expected without his help and things would wind down starting around Thanksgiving.
Dude would hunt all through February even into Turkey season and then get on his high horse about business was down (of course it was it was winter) and he was gonna have to get back involved again because "his people" just couldn't run things the way he could.

So, around the middle of April he would introduce his new "plan" to get things going again and lo and behold by June things were getting busy as hell and this guy was breathing down everyone's neck telling them how they fucked up and he fixed it.

You could set your watch by this fucktard's schedule and the saddest thing was he really believed that he was making all the difference as he walked around patting himself on the back. If he didn't deserve all of the ridicule he got behind his back it really would have been pathetic.

Some pretty funny stuff, huh? Boy! That Boardman really "hit a homerun" just a few posts back. Original, witty good humor? You bet! Its what I do.

In all seriousness, FYI having a stalker is not something to be proud of. Only someone mentally ill would see it that way. You wear it like a badge of honor, when you should be concerned. But you see it as some sort of undying love. That's just crazy...... But if its true well, birds of a feather. ...and that is a "big ole bucket of fucked up!" *sigh*

As far as being irresistible, I would agree. I know I can't resist bitch slappin' you around. Ok time for MY meds, care to join me?

Daphne, you're a hot mess! That is appropriate, though.
Hope you're doing well....

I am mami.... hope you are too.. just stopped in to say hi. Night

Good Night dear

I love it when a plan comes together....Jad, no more shit about "where is my hooktard"....don't be sneaking her into the Favor Bank.....no hooktards allowed....especially Yankee ones.

Lex... touch'e Babe... touch'e! LMAO

Yeah 1howannabe, I haven't been concerned enough bout my stalkers... kinda left em unattended and they got outta control. I guess that's why I can sympathize with the site... been there, done that. You can keep your meds though, I'm pretty happy over here. I got my stalkers back in their corral AND had a fun day of playin and shoppin. Now, I get to go to bed with a giggle at Lex. Tomorrow, a day at the spa... awe, life is good.

LD, TWINS... LOL. Sorry, I couldn't resist.

BM, do you have a sense of humor? Come on Buddy, step it up. Look at Lex... that was some funny shit. Maybe he could give ya some pointers. Don't get all excited DH, and get yer mind outta the gutter... *giggles*

DH, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned... leave my Baby Honey Boo alone before I have ta come put out the flame in your ass... Ya know, maybe we should get together, but I'm fuggin you. BDS, loan me that big ass strap on... I'll let ya watch... teeheehee.

You would have to get that thing certified by Halliburton before I would go near it.....you are going to have to settle for Jad....I was going to say I wouldn't fuck you with Jad's dick....but, that kind of defeats to whole "passing out hooktards" thing....so, I will say it......I would fuck you with Jad's dick.....Jad, I will meet you at the the Favor Bank.

Be careful DH, You're liable to fuck around and catch something Ajax won't get off....

Some hooktards need to pay attention.

ahem.......ya know...for JaD...uh...by proxy...yeah, THATS what I meant....

Some fucktards can't pay attention either...lol. I said I was fucking you! Bend over Baby! I bought a big ole strap on just for you!

You guys are losin your game again. Where's your sense of humor today? I gotta date tonight... I'll check back tomorrow. I am sure you will think of some new material by then...lol.