Favorite Witty Quotes

Spread your sweet legs my darling... your body is mine tonight.

A cold beer on a Friday night,
and a pair of titties would be just right.

Some country song I heard.

Hope your reaching for a sandwich. = dunno.

Don't be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of..

Be too brave to lie!

All aboard my balls, cause my dick don't got a lot of room for the rest of y'all - Reggie Noble

Sometime you just have to hold her tight and dig a little deeper..

Having a battle of Whits with an unarmed person is like trying to get a bra on a pig. Its really useless and just annoys the pig.

"Don't be afraid to feel as angry or as loving as you can, because when you feel nothing, it's just death."

—Lena Horne

When I die, I want to go like my grandfather, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming like the passengers in his car.

Law of karma is that angry vindictive people will always be spiritually broke and alone.-Buddha

In due time...
The real will be separated
from the fake...
Stay consistent

-SknyDiva