When will sexymaid69 start collecting her social secuirty?

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Can I witness those unmentionables? Originally Posted by eaglehorse
$6/minute webcam
$200 outcall
$250 incall
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I'll take the $250 package.
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Wise choice sir!
Did you guys know that if you have sex on a small boat said boat will bounce up and down just like a bobblehead?

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Whats the rate for a boat date?
Whats the rate for a boat date? Originally Posted by amishgangster
That all depends,
your boat or mine?

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Yours. I lent mine to Wichita Lineman, he's training to get back on the olympic rowing team
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Hahaha the lineman couldn't row his ass across the room! Jinny may I have a boat date? Your boat please, ever since that Recon school I went too, not fond of the big ocean.
Yours. I lent mine to Wichita Lineman, he's training to get back on the olympic rowing team Originally Posted by amishgangster
So you gave him a little skull?



Hahaha the lineman couldn't row his ass across the room! Jinny may I have a boat date? Your boat please, ever since that Recon school I went too, not fond of the big ocean. Originally Posted by eaglehorse
You know,
Silver is over the weight limit....
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You know,
Silver is over the weight limit.... Originally Posted by sexymaid_69
Thats fucked up, Silver reads this stuff ya know. He is NOT a BBH. He's just a little oat shaped.
Thats fucked up, Silver reads this stuff ya know. He is NOT a BBH. He's just a little oat shaped. Originally Posted by amishgangster
Allrighty then.
When/if Silver posts his discontent with my statement, I might apologize


Then again, I might not.

Noticed you completely bypassed the skull comment......lol
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One of his incredibly lovely 21 y/o female assistants with superior intelligence and assets handled the transaction flawlessly from beginning to end, so well in fact that I never met her, even though I know for a fact she is beautiful. She did tell me that she lives to be skull fucked and that in the very near future her and several of her hot young gfs would meet me at Applebees and I could take turns skull fucking each and every one of them!

I am so blessed to have this wonderful life!!!
One of his incredibly lovely 21 y/o female assistants with superior intelligence and assets handled the transaction flawlessly from beginning to end, so well in fact that I never met her, even though I know for a fact she is beautiful. She did tell me that she lives to be skull fucked and that in the very near future her and several of her hot young gfs would meet me at Applebees and I could take turns skull fucking each and every one of them!

I am so blessed to have this wonderful life!!! Originally Posted by amishgangster
You are AG aren't you?
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You are AG aren't you? Originally Posted by sexymaid_69
Yup, bearded wonder at your service. Recently voted slightly less beloved than Bambino.

Which reminds me just how blessed I am to have such a truly wonderful human legume like the most superior intelligent, tall, tan and handsome WL. What a great person. I am so blessed have received his endorsement. He wet my beak a lil too
Can someone get over to AG's house and get rid of the pod?