Nice try at an April fools joke.
Originally Posted by DEAR_JOHN
Dear John, why do you find it necessary to troll me 24/7? i'm just an ordinary bloke; i'm not Apollo the sun god, and i don't drive my chariot across the sky every damn morning. sure, we both have goldish curly hair halfway down our backs, but who the fuck cares? he can smote me in a millisecond 7 different ways. fuck it, i'll say it; i'm just an ordinary clown, although at least i can say with certainty, my color isn't orange; more whitish with a bit of a tan.
have you ever noticed that when humans challenge the gods, it ended badly...for the humans. i will not be challenging Apollo any damn time soon..
and yes, post your April Fool's tradition. i'm here to be entertained; are you not entertained? is that not why you are here..
ya i know i'm off topic, but enough is enough. like, really. i'm sure you're a good guy, and i would take no pleasure if you were to experience a bancation from violating the rules against harassment and cyberstalking, which, indeed, i read after my 17th bancation. or wait. was it my 18th..
almost everyone here gets it. we're here to have fun. chicago boy used to fuck with me like there was no tomorrow, and when he got me good with one of his evil pranks, about all i could say was, dammit Chicago Boy, you bastard. and that was that. so how bout we leave the legit trolling behind and just have a little fun, while the world is crashing around us. what say you, sir? cause i'm just a regular bloke and nothing special. in the big picture, we're all just stardust left after some grumpy-ass stars ran out of fuel and went supernova, and to stardust one day we shall return..