A post for Olivia H and Luxury Daphne, and anyone else who cared to ask

dh, it was the chicken. Originally Posted by OliviaHoward

At the risk of starting a new topic, I have proven otherwise........

In the beginning there were fish swimming around in water. Then one day a couple of fish came in contact with GSO3 and had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish comes in contact with GSO3 and goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawls out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands and it has butt sex with a squirrel and made this retard frog squirrel. The retard frog squirrel got hold of some GSO3, then had a retard baby which was a monkey-fish-frog. This monkey-fish-frog got hold of some GSO3 and had butt sex with a monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard monkey-fish-frog baby that screwed a rodent…………………and that made Joanie............Joanie wandered the earth looking for that perfect cup of coffee (price was not an obstacle). One day he waddled into a new coffee shop called a Starbucks and ordered a mocha latte lite (heavy cream & no sugar). He was in heaven. He enjoyed it so much he sat there and drank mocha latte lites (heavy cream & no sugar) all day. Soon he started feeling a bit queezy and light headed. He fell to the floor flopping around like a fish out of water (see first sentence for you retards). Suddenly his face turned purple and he started sweating profusely. To his amazement and delight, an egg popped out of his butt. The egg cracked open and out popped a retard chicken. Joanie named the retard chicken "Barfly", and bought him a mocha latte lite (heavy cream & no sugar). Of course, Joanie was thrown out of Starbucks for having made such a huge mess. Alas, in his wake Barfly was unable to order a mocha latte lite (heavy cream & no sugar) correctly without his big pappa, and was thrown out of Starbucks as well.

So, there you have it.......I have solved the age old riddle of "which came first, the retard chicken or the egg".......I thinck.

Why do you care?? You claim to be retired but all you do is post all damn day. Save the bs. We all know you're full of shit. Originally Posted by really

The why I care about using the word whore you can find out in the endless threads on the topic.

Why I'm posting isn't really that difficult. I'm only in just a few threads. Mostly just waiting for this one to die down or in ones that are applicable to my blog. It takes so very little of my day. So, do you feel you have your answers now?

At the risk of starting a new topic, I have proven otherwise........

In the beginning there were fish swimming around in water. Then one day a couple of fish came in contact with GSO3 and had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish comes in contact with GSO3 and goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawls out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands and it has butt sex with a squirrel and made this retard frog squirrel. The retard frog squirrel got hold of some GSO3, then had a retard baby which was a monkey-fish-frog. This monkey-fish-frog got hold of some GSO3 and had butt sex with a monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard monkey-fish-frog baby that screwed a rodent…………………and that made Joanie............Joanie wandered the earth looking for that perfect cup of coffee (price was not an obstacle). One day he waddled into a new coffee shop called a Starbucks and ordered a mocha latte lite (heavy cream & no sugar). He was in heaven. He enjoyed it so much he sat there and drank mocha latte lites (heavy cream & no sugar) all day. Soon he started feeling a bit queezy and light headed. He fell to the floor flopping around like a fish out of water (see first sentence for you retards). Suddenly his face turned purple and he started sweating profusely. To his amazement and delight, an egg popped out of his butt. The egg cracked open and out popped a retard chicken. Joanie named the retard chicken "Barfly", and bought him a mocha latte lite (heavy cream & no sugar). Of course, Joanie was thrown out of Starbucks for having made such a huge mess. Alas, in his wake Barfly was unable to order a mocha latte lite (heavy cream & no sugar) correctly without his big pappa, and was thrown out of Starbucks as well.

So, there you have it.......I have solved the age old riddle of "which came first, the retard chicken or the egg".......I thinck. Originally Posted by dearhunter

Yeah, I love new topics:.....

And my Pet, where does his retarted ass come into play in all this shit show of retarted.

Do you think he thinks I'm lying when I continually spell retarded retarted? Do you think he even knows that I do that?

All I know is that you started this shit storm by pissing and moaning about LD using the word whore and now five threads later you are back to calling ladies in the business whores. Just like you were before you cried obout LD doing so.

Reading this thread'll shave IQ points faster'n watching Maury and Jerry Springer back-to-back.

The why I care about using the word whore you can find out in the endless threads on the topic.

Why I'm posting isn't really that difficult. I'm only in just a few threads. Mostly just waiting for this one to die down or in ones that are applicable to my blog. It takes so very little of my day. So, do you feel you have your answers now?
Originally Posted by OliviaHoward

You didn't answer his questions; not the pertinent one----Why do you keep posting when everyone knows you are full of shit ? ------ You act like a 10 year old troll, not the supernatural beings in Norse Mythology That would be an insult to those creatures

I mean the internet kind : i.e. Someone who sows discord on the net by starting arguments and upsetting people by posting inflammatory ,extraneous and off topic messages with the deliberate intent of provoking readers into an emotional response

Your adolescent desire to argue and get the last word in can run a thread way past its expiration date, This thread is getting tired as the day is long --Why don't you just apologize to W.T.F., admit to your hypocrisy and duplicity and let the thread die a merciful death

The why I care about using the word whore you can find out in the endless threads on the topic.

Why I'm posting isn't really that difficult. I'm only in just a few threads. Mostly just waiting for this one to die down or in ones that are applicable to my blog. It takes so very little of my day. So, do you feel you have your answers now?
Originally Posted by OliviaHoward

Want it to die down? Ignore it.
Most hookers that really retire go away forever.
You are so deep in this game you have clearly lost your sense of reality.
So you keep posting because you want to win an argument on a fuck board?
Think about how fucked up that is in the first place. If anything you are showing the board
just how pathetic you are.

I like to read these long ass threads backwards...right to left (last page first), yet top to bottom. It's so much more amusing that way
Who needs crosswords to keep the mind sharp when you've got the ICKY and the dictionary?

Why do you care?? You claim to be retired but all you do is post all damn day. Save the bs. We all know you're full of shit. Originally Posted by really

Why I'm posting isn't really that difficult. I'm only in just a few threads. Mostly just waiting for this one to die down or in ones that are applicable to my blog. It takes so very little of my day. So, do you feel you have your answers now?
Originally Posted by OliviaHoward

All OliviaHoward is doing is trying to drive traffic to her blog. She gets on LD about using the word whore and takes down her own blog posts with her calling other ladies whores because as she said at the time, "She didn't think it right..."

Now she is back to using the word whore in her blog. After making that huge stink about women using the word.

The why I care about using the word whore you can find out in the endless threads on the topic. Originally Posted by OliviaHoward

Yes, and I use them all the time. I just don't call women whores and sluts. Well except in my sig line just now. But it flows. You know smart whore and whore-hating whore-mongers. Yes, I am being a bit hypocritical and I am aware of that.
. Originally Posted by OliviaHoward

A bit hypocritical? That is like saying Liberace was a bit gay ...you owe the whole board an apology and to LD in particular. You are the Jimmy Swaggart of eccie., except you have no remorse for condemning others for your exact same sins!

All I know is that you started this shit storm by pissing and moaning about LD using the word whore and now five threads later you are back to calling ladies in the business whores. Just like you were before you cried obout LD doing so. Originally Posted by WTF

Again, Pet, you're obsessing. The one post would have gotten my attention. I have a life, and remember it's the day Cristina - for those of you who don't know, I have the hottest housekeeper in town - and I always sleep in until she gets here. You know that!

Who am I calling a whore. Besides the imaginary woman in my sig line that in an imaginary world uses the word in her photos?

All OliviaHoward is doing is trying to drive traffic to her blog. She gets on LD about using the word whore and takes down her own blog posts with her calling other ladies whores because as she said at the time, "She didn't think it right..." Originally Posted by WTF

NO! You have it wrong. I told LD she offended the lady for calling VJ a whore and LD got her backup. THAT’S what happened. THEN we had a debate about the word. In never did have the word whore and substituted hooker in my blog. I removed the world when I moved a bunch of the posts from my thread in the Spider Hole to my blog.

Now she is back to using the word whore in her blog. After making that huge stink about women using the word. Originally Posted by WTF

The imaginary woman uses the word in her imaginary advertising. But thanks for reading.

A bit hypocritical? That is like saying Liberace was a bit gay ...you owe the whole board an apology and to LD in particular. You are the Jimmy Swaggart of eccie., except you have no remorse for condemning others for your exact same sins!

Originally Posted by WTF

I never said it was a shade of grey.

Want it to die down? Originally Posted by really

Where did I say that. I said once Pet and I get going I envoke the rules I impose on him. Basically that is I ignore it when he eats his own tail and only reply to new topics, when he lies or if he twists my words. And if it goes on long enough I set a goal of 10,000 views. Read! I've said all this in this and other threads that go on FOREVER because my Pet's obsessed with me.

Most hookers that really retire go away forever. Originally Posted by really

Some do; some don't. Some change their name and re-appear in NOLA for pennies on their former dollar’s rate.

You are so deep in this game you have clearly lost your sense of reality. Originally Posted by really

No, I am clearly sane. And you clearly are one of my haters that has a second handle. If not, you created a handle just to respond to me and quit your lurker ways. This reformed hooker’s heart is smiling if the later. If it’s the former, this reformed hooker is laughing at you. And it saddens me if you are a former reformed hooker that isn’t so former anymore.

So you keep posting because you want to win an argument on a fuck board? Originally Posted by really

Not really. It’s an important argument that has implications outside the fuck world.

Think about how fucked up that is in the first place. If anything you are showing the board
just how pathetic you are. Originally Posted by really

Stella, is that you? I mean my first thought was JESSE, but I’m gonna go with Stella.

JESSE, Lies, but that’s ok. Easily refuted:

You didn't answer his questions; not the pertinent one----Why do you keep posting when everyone knows you are full of shit Originally Posted by JESSE JAMES

I said:

The why I care about using the word whore you can find out in the endless threads on the topic.

Why I'm posting isn't really that difficult. I'm only in just a few threads. Mostly just waiting for this one to die down or in ones that are applicable to my blog. It takes so very little of my day. So, do you feel you have your answers now?
Originally Posted by OliviaHoward

Seems clear to me. Even Pet understood.

Your adolescent desire to argue and get the last word in can run a thread way past its expiration date, This thread is getting tired as the day is long --Why don't you just apologize to W.T.F., admit to your hypocrisy and duplicity and let the thread die a merciful death Originally Posted by JESSE JAMES

And yet here you still are. With your school yard insults. They were funny at first, now, just tired and shit.

For anyone that's asking, that was a grand total of ten minutes. Not all fucking day.

I like to read these long ass threads backwards...right to left (last page first), yet top to bottom. It's so much more amusing that way
Who needs crosswords to keep the mind sharp when you've got the ICKY and the dictionary? Originally Posted by YummyMarie

I do that too. And then follow the little blue thingie in the quotes. I do that with magazines too.

This thread hasn't died yet?

Bwhahahaha!