MT Cranial Cavity: HaHa!
No, you're not laughing, you're just bidding time while you wait for your "brain" to generate a response. You're actually annoyed over the fact that we're destroying you in argument.
MT Cranial Cavity: You are something else.
This is you pulling crap out of you but until your "brain" could hopefully come up with a response to what he was saying. A more accurate statement would be, "You are someone else that's also cutting my arse off and shoving it down my throat".
MT Cranial Cavity: I imagine your dipshit team does enjoy it.
You can't take us on in debate, those of you on the left have nothing else to do but to advance week insults. You're like yesterday's coffee, a bit weak in the bean. But yes, we enjoy destroying your arguments, and watching you have one of your meltdowns in response.
MT Cranial Cavity: You say I am a masochist? I am not the one who likes to be smothered.
You prove that you're the masochist on the account that your MT cranial cavity is constantly up the phony retired SGM's arse. You do realize that a masochist enjoys pain/ repeated pain, do you? My fetish provides pleasure, not pain. You, on the other hand, enjoy consistently having your ego bruised. Your narcissism drives you to reply, and to remain in an argument, in a thread where you have been thoroughly destroyed. You think that by replying you get yourself some false sense of "victory", but you just get subjected to more pain. You might as well call ECCIE the "House of Pain".
MT Cranial Cavity: Actually I am more of a bull.
We also see you as more of a bullshit artist, so yes, there appears to be some agreement here. You spew so much bullshit here that it would not surprise me that you have been kicked off of one too many bull grazing areas on the account of you being caught attempting to eat the cow poo littered all over the place. I mean, you have to have some fuel for all the BS that you spew all over the place here, right?
MT Cranial Cavity: My fantasy is to fuck a conservatives wife and have him clean up the mess.
Stated, given the reality that conservatives fuck your women in front of you, while both make fun of your pee pee and call you a loser, followed by your women forcing you to eat the resulting cream pies. And, when these conservatives have sex with your women in front of you, they're telling to watch a real man in action.
You're one of the most unoriginal retards that I have come across on these message boards. However, the fact that you would copycat an insult that I threw your side of the argument's way speaks volumes to the fact that you thought that my insults were good. Good enough to where you thought that you could effectively use them against us.
MT Cranial Cavity: Chatting with you clowns is just foreplay to me.
No, chatting with us is just your narcissism driving you to give yourself a false sense of victory simply by saying any stupid thing that you could push out of your mouth. This results in you getting your arse handed to you, your ego getting bruised, and you suffering more ego pain and humiliation. You love to be humiliated, this is why you enjoy it when your woman has sex with another man, in front of you, while telling you that you'll never be a real man like the one she's having sex with in front of you.
This is why you've resorted to sex activities with Private Luke Wyatt and other members of the ECCIE Dutch Rudder Gang.
MT Cranial Cavity: I love how you adore Hier Chairface.
He enjoys it when others join him in smacking you around and destroying your arguments. He feels guilty about having this enjoyment by himself that he wants others to enjoy destroying you in debate, with flaming, and in psychoanalyzing you guys. Most of all, your reactions, and the thoughts of what your reactions would be when we see your replies, are a couple of sources of enjoyment.
MT Cranial Cavity: I wish I had a few minions to fuss over me. I will just have to settle for a few of you that have a crush on me for now.
No, you wish that we would simply leave you alone. Don't you get tired of lying to us? The only "crush" activity going on is what is going on between you, Private Wyatt, and the rest of the ECCIE Dutch Rudder gang. You guys like to form a daisychain with your faces up each other's arses, like the caterpillar eating its own butt. This is how you guys give yourselves ammunition to keep spewing your nonsense on this message board.
Baghdad Bob: I keep hearing how he is gonna tear me up. I thought you guys meant it. TRULY! I SWEAR!
Baghdad Bob, are you conspiring with the toy monkey, residing in MT Cranial Cavity's empty noggin, to take control of him again? Tell your brain-dead member, of the ECCIE Dutch Rudder Gang, that he did, in fact, got destroyed. Yes, they meant what they said.
MT Brain Bucket, you got destroyed in debate, and your narcissism prevents you from seeing that. You're like that guy that just got knocked on his arse, who subsequently denies being knocked on his arse.
Baghdad Bob: I didn't know you were actually making fun of him.
MT Brain Bucket, they were not making fun of your alternate personality, they were mocking you. They were making fun of you, saying simple things to get under your skin and watching you react. You've been destroyed, defeated, and you're acting like you didn't get destroyed and defeated. Consequently, reasonable people are making fun of you.
Baghdad Bob: Sick joke to pull on someone that is supposed to be your friend.
No, it's not a sick joke to make you think that they were making fun of somebody else when they were making fun of you. What they are doing, and what I am doing, is doing the equivalent of making a puppy chase after its own tail. Unlike a puppy eventually stopping, you fail to realize that you're chasing yourself, so you keep running in circles, running your legs rapidly but going nowhere. We are all laughing at your expense as you do this.
Baghdad Bob: As for him making an "extensive psychological profile" WTF?
I have you guys analyzed and profiled into specific psychological profiles. There aren't that much profiles that you liberals fall into. You fall neatly into one of them. You are reacting exactly the way I expect you to react given the words and sentences that I choose to put into my posts. Your disintegrating in this thread is an the expected outcome of the words I choose in this series of posts that I posted.
Baghdad Bob: he is babbling all kinds of bullshit and telling us fabrications about how in some other forum he kicked someone ass.
Just as I pointed out earlier. I generate these posts in a way that a fifth grader could understand what I'm saying. A fifth grader proved it by demonstrating an understanding of what was put on paper. You? The same level of English, but your interpretation of what I said is you talking about "babbling" and "BS" and "fabrications". If you were to enter a reading comprehension contest against an average fifth grader, that fifth grader would kick your arse in a one sided competition.
If you were any further backwards when it came to understanding what others are saying, and with regards to what's being said about you, you'd fall out the back of the short yellow school bus that you ride every workday. I don't need to fabricate stories about kicking your arse, as well as that of others on your side of the argument, my doing that is a given.
Baghdad Bob: Shit do you know I am an astronaut and I kicked a martians ass just last week.
You're mistaking your one brain celled activity's transit from one part of your MT noggin to another. That "Martian" that you're talking about was a mosquito that entered your MT noggin, going "EEEEEEEEEEEE" in a way that was amplified by the curvature of your MT noggin. That one brain celled activity contacted the toy monkey with the cymbals, who re-entered your head and banged its cymbals, killing the mosquito. Are you that arrogant that you'll attempt to take credit from that brain cell, and toy monkey?
Uuuhthuuh ghooohd insthult! I whahnna dhoo thaahth thooo!
Originally Posted by MT Pockets
Fixed to reflect reality.
Your feeble attempts to "insult" amount to you being a copycat. You're using them because I got you good with them, and you think that I'd be insulted if you used them back against me. It's like a kid saying, "No, you're the doo doo head!" You definitely let your inner child out in these exchanges, don't you? 
OR WILL HE BE TO A-SKEERED TO SHOW UP ? WILL ASSUP SHOW UP FOR " SUPPORT " OF HIS PROTEGE ? WILLTHE OTHER REACH-AROUND CREW MEMBERS BE CHEERING ON THEIR " HERO " IN THE MMA " MATCH " BY WAVING THEIR RAINBOW FLAGS ? 
Originally Posted by Rey Lengua
