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That was the info I was looking for. But I do have one more question. Does the vagina need the sleep or does the person? Say those 10 hours were spread during the day, appt. #1 ends at 10am, appt #2 starts at 8p, would the vagina be considered fresh? Originally Posted by papadee

Not to me...

Personally , I like both to get eight good hours.

Kinda hard to present a fresh vagina that's been fucked at 10am, then toted around shopping malls all day as fresh.

That was the info I was looking for. But I do have one more question. Does the vagina need the sleep or does the person? Say those 10 hours were spread during the day, appt. #1 ends at 10am, appt #2 starts at 8p, would the vagina be considered fresh? Originally Posted by papadee

Only if said lady stands on her head while one assistant inserts a cylindrical, wide mouthed pipe and another pours a bucket of soapy scalding water into said lady's vagina. Then the ladys legs are slammed shut, after pipe has been removed, and assistants take turn shaking lady up and down quickly as one would a ketchup bottle. The lady is righted, spread to allow all bacterial entities to flood out of her hoohoo. Then the process is repeated with fresh clean hot water. All this is done immediately after the first appointment. Simply insert a mentos for that minty fresh taste, just before the second appointment.



It sucks to be able to get into the mind of some peeps.......

Disclaimer: really gnarly disgusting thought ladies, not real advise. You've all been subjected to what I have, so please note that my remarks drip with utter disdain for those who offend us all at this point, and "he who shall not be named or adressed" is turning out to need more prayer than a gaggle of catholic churches can provide. I needed to vent, to the ladies I apologize. To the gents, really? Reminds me of a time I was in a huge crowd of people and a creep started hitting his girl. The first to jump to get this big guy off this little woman, was not a male......so I'm not surprised. If the little you do doesn't work, change what ya do to handle it. Get it? There should be no our camp, their camp, and I for one got the balls to say what needs to be said. And if it were maybe a more fair board, one of us would have had the authority to do the right thing and make sure that ladies are treated as such and gents the same.

I do not purposely attack the masses or single entities, either verbally or physically. . Originally Posted by MaxiMilyen

Remember your claim Max...'tis the one of the reason I asked you to quit lying.

You've all been subjected to what I have, so please note that my remarks drip with utter disdain for those who offend us all at this point, and "he who shall not be named or adressed" is turning out to need more prayer than a gaggle of catholic churches can provide.. Originally Posted by MaxiMilyen

Poor thing, been subject to an opposing view on a hooker board. We disagree, you Caroline, Yummy can drop it or not...but crying for the masses to take up your cause seems a tad over dramatic.

Take a chill pill , you seem like a nice enough lady. No need to slip off the deep end over such a minor debate.

No one will ever know whether I see one or twenty gents a day. As evidenced by my reviews vs join date, all of the gents I choose to see can do the math better than those only on a mission to offend every female they encounter. These individuals are too obsessed with being all knowing males and could never fathom a woman could possibly be more well rounded than they ever hoped for themselves. It's not just my assessment, but note that these individuals are in a chaotic state of reality, constantly spinning issues and insulting those they have disdain for, in order to distract from what they can not comprehend, therefore, seem to deem unacceptable, and I suspect it's also because they will never achieve it. I get it.

I am a VERY nice person, regardless of the fact that select hooker mongers cross my doorstep. I don't kick the dog when I've had a hard day, I find good in everyone, even if others don't or refuse to see it, and I don't mind standing up to a bully on behalf of myself or even a stranger. I always try to deflect bad, with distracting,educational, witty or even funny remarks. Even if most times, I only amuse myself. It's a shame the board is so blase' about the treatment of it's members, especially since it's an entire gender being treated anything other than socially acceptable by a few from the other camp. Drama is one thing, however, this is a whole other animal. Not that some of the females I've seen now and again, don't have as little regard for their self respect as they've been taught to.


Killjoys are the reason that good things come to an end. Eventually, the cause of such a virus, will be eliminated due to the damage they inflict. I've seen it happen many times, just in my lifetime, and in many businesses. Mostly though, the offended individuals that had something interesting, funny, or even educational to bring,will no longer be interested in doing so, due to mngmt conducting BAU....ijs. Management's job of any operation is first and foremost to keep things running, if they hope for some longevity. They must understand, nothing in this world stays the same. They douche the place even more often than the fotd's would require. Otherwise, they're only interested in making as much bank as they can before bailing and leaving the sucker who bought in, a huge mess to clean up. Not that I find fault in wanting to make a buck, because I sure don't. I find fault with perpetuating old fashioned notions which no longer have substance and their, at least, even some what reputable members, find even some of the most offensive individuals to be grossly disregarded and allowed to perpetuate certain ideas that no longer serve the greater good of this, or even any other community.


Now, I enjoy writing, debating different ideas,and even sharing giggles, I don't get paid to deal with those who are incapable of coming out of their chaotic reality long enough to see they are grossly offensive to so many, and sorry, but there's just no nice way to say that. I tried and failed, so yes, If ever or anywhere again I encounter such, hopefully, I'll be better prepared.


I'm taking a break from sharing with those who'd just assume bulldoze over me than treat me or so many other ladies with a modicum of respect, because they're overblown egos simply won't allow for it. I'm still advertising if the board will allow me to so so, but I have more respect for myself,than to continually wallow in the delusions of gender bias, and thoughts that it's a-ok to continuously treat the ladies as some of you do, and on a public forum, no less. I'm a savvy lady as well, and amongst those who refuse to change, maybe one day you'll get it and try to catch up.


To the actual gents, mwah! I don't want this virus, as stated, I'm well. There is way too much really old school penis bacteria for me to hang out here in these forums. Ya'll are brave souls.....if ya Need a break, i'm around......come see me when ya can.


Ladies....,,ur awesome! Keep your chins up. The only thing perpetuated is that which no one tries to change. I did my best, maybe even made a ding. I may say hi down the road if the other things I do and participate in, slow down and I get bored. Otherwise, Gents and Ladies, please feel free to PM, email, or even call if you too need a break. I'm serving up dishes of actual sanity with a welcoming twist. After all, who doesn't wanna feel welcome in their community, right?




Yummy kisses atcha!

This thread used to be at least a bit entertaining, sort of like an afternoon soap opera.
Now I think it's degenerated into some poor knockoff of a Fox News chat show.

Not to me...

Personally , I like both to get eight good hours.

Kinda hard to present a fresh vagina that's been fucked at 10am, then toted around shopping malls all day as fresh.


Originally Posted by WTF

Thanks for the explanation.

How long does it take for a fresh rejuvenated dick, after it's been in a hooker?

I'm taking a break ... Originally Posted by MaxiMilyen

Say it aint so?

Come back, Shane! Shane, come back. Shane .......

I don't think she'll answer to Shane. Maybe if you write her a poem.

How long does it take for a fresh rejuvenated dick, after it's been in a hooker? Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

At least one doctor visit with some...

Caroline, why are you being so damned difficult with me?



I object to such a venomous and unfounded accusations of my sterling character.



Originally Posted by Fast Gunn

You destroyed your sterling character a long time ago! Caroline is trying to guide you on a better path!

You destroyed your sterling character a long time ago! Caroline is trying to guide you on a better path!

Originally Posted by Louigi

Better path = a plank...?

Better path = a plank...? Originally Posted by YummyMarie

Now, I enjoy writing, debating different ideas,and even sharing giggles, I don't get paid to deal with those who are incapable of coming out of their chaotic reality long enough to see they are grossly offensive to so many, and sorry, but there's just no nice way to say that. I tried and failed, so yes, If ever or anywhere again I encounter such, hopefully, I'll be better prepared.


! Originally Posted by MaxiMilyen

Though I beg to differ....there is no need cutting off your nose to spite your face.

If this helps , I am sorry you chose to be offended by any of my posts.