Weirdest Place You Had Sex

Back in college I have snuck in the guys dorm and had sex with one of the football players mmm he was awesome. Also the same campus I met a guy I we was in lust oh my we would always sneak behind buildings and do a quickie.

Woods are my favorite. Sometimes those boring suburban hotels are surrounded by stretches of fantastically undisturbed stretches of wooded area (no cameras in the woods lol). Of course nothing compares to truly being in the wild far away from civilization where the trees are so wide you can use a fallen trunk as a surface to play on...

I'm also fond of having sex in yards, on balconies, and rooftops. Generally private ones because being closer to civilization comes with risks. I love getting naughty on hotel balconies if they are discreetly located and my partner is game.

Restaurants: under the tablecloth games are super fun! Another arena where I require a sane and discreet partner who has no desire to get caught and every desire to be secretly naughty. I love to refill my lover's glass of white wine with my own natural golden juices beneath the table... when I'm well hydrated, the color matches very well! Sometimes it confuses the waitress when she comes to offer a refill and the glass is already full again!!

Cars are a classic too of course. Although I know I'm slightly taking my life into (out of) my own hands by blowing the driver while the car is in motion, I love it too much not to be willing to take the risk. :P

The bathroom of a modern art museum... I was confused by why a lot of the art was considered "art", but the bathroom sex was well worth the price of admission...

Under the pews at church... during a late night dress rehearsal for a play. Lights were on the stage and not on my naughty friend and I! This one's from wayyyyyy back in the vault as I haven't been to church in a long time haha.

The "back room" of several gay bars. Also I've snuck into gay sex clubs before. They are surprisingly full of bisexual men despite the stereotypes about bisexual men "not existing" or something. I had sex at an underground piss party once.

I cater underground art events in places like NYC and SF sometimes which can get very sexual late at night. I've often had sex in front of hundreds of people in the art gallery spaces. Of course half of them were too busy having their own sex to watch whatever I was doing... One time I hooked up with this couple and we had three threesomes in the same night, all with very different settings/activities/configurations. Variety is the spice of life!

I had sex in the milking room of a goat barn SEVERAL times when I was living in the forest with some friends who were organic farmers... No goats were involved/harmed.

The sauna of a bathhouse... WAY too dark and steamy for cameras.

On a boat in Calcutta... There is a covering over the seating area of the boat which blocks the view of the guy who pushes it along with a pole thru the river. Tipped him the equivalent of $2.50 and asked him to take us for a very long private ride. Apparently this is super common because he took us to a part of the river where we were floating by other boats with people doing the same types of things!

Unfulfilled fantasies of mine:
~ private compartment on an Amtrak train
~ airport
~ airplane (ideally with a flight attendant but I'm flexible lol)
~ on some boulders by the sea
~ kitchen of a very nice restaurant (there must be steel countertops involved!!)
~ snow sex
~ sex on the moon or in space

Crew bus in front of Intercontinental Hotel, Dhahran, Saudi Arabia in middle of summer.

An airplane lavatory. Don't ask how my ex and I worked out the leg room.

Every rest area we came across from houston to Virginia and back.! Lol just awesome! My Parents one bd apartment back in the day in the bathroom, just could not hold back�� Got a few smirks from pops, Mom's want there lol

Just New Years Eve on a shuffle board table in a closed hotel bar in Scottsdale.


The hotel Manager told me(candidly) as she checked us out that it had been used often over the years and the only way she knew what we did was that the middle of the table is a blind spot for cameras. (I knew this, it's my business) But, as clothing is discarded, it becomes apparent what is taking place. FYI she comped our room for the night ($1,275) I love this gal!!!
Next time I am going to buy her dinner and either bed her or learn about the local hobby scene as 10 years ago you met escorts at happy hour, had cocktails and then went to either your room or her incall just like a bar hookup. It had to be prearranged or set up by the bartender. Bartenders were your guide to happyness, kinda like being in the Philippines but thats another thread.

Went swimming in a river one time in Georgia. Ended up having sex in there... Even though there were other people near by. The hard thing was keeping a poker face while the other hard thing was in me.
I like to play in parks too. Either me against a tree, me seating on top of a park bench (so it just looks like we're hugging), or reverse cowgirl in a more discreet area so I can keep a lookout for joggers.

In a helicopter riding over vegas.. So much fun!

I've successfully navigated the lavatory hook up on an international flight with a fellow, random passenger.

My other two:
- dressing room at a mall retail store during the day
- edge of an infinity pool overlooking a major city on New Years while fireworks are going off below us

Great thread!

Front row in a crowded movie theatre for a new release on the weekend during prime time! Lol I love Russian chicks

Back in the early 90's. We were overlooking a runway at Hickham Air Force Base in Hawaii as F-15 fighters were landing. I was in my car getting head from a good looking local girl I knew. I started fingering her and all of a sudden the smell was unbearable! I was sticking my head out of the window and taking a breath and then putting my head back into the car. She was clean, but had some kind of condition that made her pussy stink when she gets excited.

With the same chick, on a hotel balcony in Honolulu while people across the street in other hotels were watching on their balconies. Good times.

private balcony on the 6th floor of The Crescent Hotel - now that was hot!
In the back of a 70's Van
House Boat
Starplex - I wasn't wearing any panties under my sundress
a gas station bathroom
a tour bus

I wouldn't call it weird. Back in the early 90's there was an Absolute Vodka water fall sign up on Stemmons Frwy. It was located right in the back of Baby Does Restaurant.
I fucked my ex in the water fall in April weather. Way Kool

Back of a church
Graveyard
Beach

At a haunted house, on top of and inside a coffin.