Trump doesn't drinck, but the Hildebeest is no mere tippler.
Originally Posted by chicagoboy
Give that man a beer. Hell, it's worth a shot; he couldn't possibly get any more annoying. Maybe that's his problem. I know it's not a matter of pussy. Melania (his mail order wife) and Ivanka (his hot daughter fantasy) are hot pieces of @$$ imho.
If I got to drink with Barack, I'd raise my mug and smile at his mulatto afro-ed Harvard law ass and say, "Helluva run, huh? You're luckier than a dog with two dicks."
He'd smile back, raise his glass, and chuckle, "Indeed."
Then I'd say, "You ready to throw the bones?"
He'd say, "7 11 baby. Big red and let's do a three way yo on the Come Out..."
Then I'd say, "Three way yo? Ya I've tried that a couple of times back in H-town with some ebony sprinters. Fun as shit. Never fancied you a playa tho. Who knew...
Btw, my brother told me about guys like you. But Hawaii... they got a decent hood over there, or just that bourgeoisie crap?"
And he'd smile and shake his damn head while we ordered another round. The SS said no beers for them on the clock, just half the Eccie whores on the down lo after their shift. I was like, "Careful doing cg with the whales. Can get kinda dicey at times. And pay their damn donations, or their igga pimps are gonna open up a can of whoopass on your sorry federal asses." They nodded knowingly to everything I said. Those boys r true playas...
Btw, Imma need to pass on a beer with The Bitch i.e. the Hildabeest from the East. You know I still have buyer's remorse over that shit. She lost to the most hated politician in history. Like, wtf? How the hell...? ...
But a beer with her hubby? Any damn time, any damn where. Bet that boy shoots a mean dice game too. First black president ever, got more poontang on the d-lo than most brothas get on the level, up-n-up...
Back on topic. Wait, what was the topic again? Oh ya, Colin. Go Colin, du ya thang dawg...