When will sexymaid69 start collecting her social secuirty?

offshoredrilling's Avatar
The yellow M&M and Jessica Rabbit? Originally Posted by amishgangster
That would make me a Chocolate covered cartoon nut wouldn't it?

Hint:
Ya'll will never guess it so give up.
Originally Posted by sexymaid_69
he wants you to melt not in his hands but ...

I lost track, what are we tryin to guess?
Fun Fact #10
Jinny is a direct descendant of two historical figures.
never mind found it

Virginia Valdez or Lisa Jones-Orock and
Whoa there OSD

Do I strike you as someone who could/would harm a perfectly good penis?


Now, tying up and teasing what it's attached to.....

That sounds more like me.


Besides which, I don't think any of your picks actually qualify as historic figures.
Infamous, notorious, yes.
Historic, No.
eaglehorse's Avatar
Now wait a minute, I took a piss on 6 continents. That's Historical!
AmishGangster's Avatar
And there we have it, Jinny is Eaglehorse's 14th cousin.
And there we have it, Jinny is Eaglehorse's 14th cousin. Originally Posted by amishgangster

You guessed it!

LMAO
Devo's Avatar
  • Devo
  • 08-24-2014, 11:32 AM
Now wait a minute, I took a piss on 6 continents. That's Historical! Originally Posted by eaglehorse
I once pissed in two states at the same time, so I'm the kind of guy that can appreciate this.

I have also pissed from the southernmost position in the continental USA into the ocean.

And I so badly want to visit "Four Corners" so I can piss onto four states at once.
I once pissed in two states at the same time, so I'm the kind of guy that can appreciate this.

I have also pissed from the southernmost position in the continental USA into the ocean.

And I so badly want to visit "Four Corners" so I can piss onto four states at once. Originally Posted by Devo
I once pee'd on the Mason Dixon line.

Does that count for anything?
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  • Devo
  • 08-24-2014, 04:51 PM
I once pee'd on the Mason Dixon line.

Does that count for anything? Originally Posted by sexymaid_69
Yes, you offended both yankees and rebs......
eaglehorse's Avatar
Yeah and you pissed on Mason and Dixon.
Yeah and you pissed on Mason and Dixon. Originally Posted by eaglehorse
You saw that?

OOPS
eaglehorse's Avatar
I see everything! Loved those black panties!
I see everything! Loved those black panties! Originally Posted by eaglehorse
You see everything????

What color panties am I wearing now?
OMGitsHuge's Avatar
You see everything????

What color panties am I wearing now? Originally Posted by sexymaid_69
I'm guessing................... none
I'm guessing................... none Originally Posted by OMGitsHuge
How did you ever guess?
Who got laid today?

Who's getting laid tomorrow?

Share with me,

I'm bored and I want to live vicariously through others...