DG is addicted to this board, its not just about the hot babes, but also the camaraderie of the fellow posters. All the "missing DG" threads must have thoroughly amused him in his time off. It must have been killing him not to be able to participate. The dumbass threads might grave been a way to join in and observe who takes sides, who sidetracks the thread among many things that can happen in a troll type situation. When things started to slow down introduce the coven, then who's pimping who.
Just a source of entertainment for the 'tards.
After awhile, human observation is the ultimate entertainment.