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Now we know why modtards are always being accused of expecting freebies........ijs
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Now we know why modtards are always being accused of expecting freebies........ijs Originally Posted by dearhunter
Hell to the fucking yes!

Since you made such a ridiculous post, here is my answer, just as ridiculous.

Here's what happened........at socials us mods would wear red arm bands indicating that we were mods, that way all the ladies knew.

me to a provider............"bitch, I'm an ASPD mod and I want some pussy NOW"
provider.............."NO!"
me back to her...."bitch, I demand some pussy NOW, or you'll be banned from ASPD"
her......"OK baby, let's do it"

Now you know our dirty little secret.

ijmfs
Oh damn, he looks either gay or sleazy there! Originally Posted by BatteriesNotIncluded
He looks drunk.

I agree with that. But then you would have to discuss price and service now wouldn't you. The big no no you said should not ever take place. Plus, I thought folks were screened at these events? Are you telling me that screening at socials are not very reliable? I've had dipshit argue with me that bthey are foolproof.

Let’s be clear WTF, we are talking about ASPD socials.

I love stories about hookers giving freebies to people they've never even laid eyes on before. Awesomeness. Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne
I know right! Like say I were to walk up to guy on the street and say, “Hi, I’m a hooker. I’d love to give you a free blow job.”

Wait, the hooker and the guy weren’t out on the street were they? That’s right………..they were at a hooker party. So at the hooker party Hooker Lady says, “Hey you. Yes, you. You there looking like you need a blowjob. I’d like to give you a free blow job even so you’re not on the street and at a hooker party full of hookers and mongers.”

“Why would you want to do that Hooker Lady?” Says the guy on the street, but not really on the street, but at the hooker party.

“So you’ll have an orgasm, but really and actually I’m hopefull you’ll want to pay for later on this evening for a fee even so you got off for free now.” Says Hooker Lady.

“But wait, I’m not going to cum.” Says the guy.

“Oh in that case, how about I pay you and blow you for free if you don’t cum.” Says Hooker Lady. “You know……….so you’ll spread the word about my wonderful blowjobs.” Says Hooker Lady.
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I know right! Like say I were to walk up to guy on the street and say, “Hi, I’m a hooker. I’d love to give you a free blow job.”

Wait, the hooker and the guy weren’t out on the street were they? That’s right………..they were at a hooker party. So at the hooker party Hooker Lady says, “Hey you. Yes, you. You there looking like you need a blowjob. I’d like to give you a free blow job even so you’re not on the street and at a hooker party full of hookers and mongers.”

“Why would you want to do that Hooker Lady?” Says the guy on the street, but not really on the street, but at the hooker party.

“So you’ll have an orgasm, but really and actually I’m hopefull you’ll want to pay for later on this evening for a fee even so you got off for free now.” Says Hooker Lady.

“But wait, I’m not going to cum.” Says the guy.

“Oh in that case, how about I pay you and blow you for free if you don’t cum.” Says Hooker Lady. “You know……….so you’ll spread the word about my wonderful blowjobs.” Says Hooker Lady. Originally Posted by OliviaHoward
yep, I could totally see that happening.
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....and here I thought the arm bands were pinck........ijs
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You asholes should consider yourselves lucky that I've drank a half a bottle of sctotch ritght now....iJs
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  • 06-09-2013, 01:24 AM
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errrrr is this a ThreAD for blowpop, or proof that a bj like pussy taint free.

26 more pages please and thank you.
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  • 06-09-2013, 08:14 AM
As much as you WANT that to be the case. It ain't. My response at these gatherings was "You know I date commercially don't you.", and it either was left at that................or it wasn't.

. Originally Posted by OliviaHoward
Are you saying that it is ok to p4p at socials? If you use that line, WTF are you trying to say? "You know I date commercially don't you.", That it was ok for MM to not say a word about price or service, drop down on her knees, give a bj and then want a certain price for that service. After drinking and flirting? Is that WTF you are saying because I can't figure out WTF your point was without you being like SFK. Which what that hypocrite tried to have, was it both ways. Which made no fucking sense at all. Is that wtf you too are trying to argue...only you are trying to be a liitle more vague? "You know I date commercially don't you.", Yea, you're here at this social, I figured that. But if you then drop to your knees and give me a blowjob am I then supposed to give you my wallet? That is where a law is broken and that is not what socials were for....p4p!




Let me put it to you another way. If you go to a whore party where all the women fuck for money and someone approaches you with a tasty treat you should be aware that you are at a whore party and all the women fuck for money. You should also be aware you were invited because you pay women for sexual favors. If'n you don't, you're retarded. Originally Posted by OliviaHoward
A whore party where the rules are that no p4p is to go on at all. You left out that part. You are retarded if you think I will not bring up that important fact.

So what we have here is a whore party where no fucking/sucking for money is to go on. So dumb bitch thinks she is above the rules and you think it is the guys fault. Because a free blowjob is not aganist the law. What the dumb bitch in question wanted was in fact aganist the law putting everybody at the party in jeopardy. A fact you and yours seem to ignore because of this stupid witch hunt ya'll are on aganist bp. I seem to recall a warning about this very fact. You can not accomplish your goal with this particular example. It has backfired.
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You asholes should consider yourselves lucky that I've drank a half a bottle of sctotch ritght MEOW....iJs Originally Posted by boardman
Fixed it for you.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZkKsGtrW88
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Originally Posted by R.M.

The classics are timeless.
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Wait...are some of you trying to say that providers never get paid for services they perform at socials?

Heh
Wait...are some of you trying to say that providers never get paid for services they perform at socials?

Heh Originally Posted by Wakeuр
I know because that would be just un-fucking-heard of at a hooker party! WU, you're forgetting that all the unsuspecting men there are straight off the milk. They're probably even virgins.
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I know because that would be just un-fucking-heard of at a hooker party! WU, you're forgetting that all the unsuspecting men there are straight off the turnip truck . They're probably even virgins. Originally Posted by OliviaHoward
On the other hand, if a whore is that dumb, she takes part of the blame in her stupidity also.