Jackie our girl Condalisa

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nice to see you found a replacement for your missing pickle. but will your pickle be jealous when it comes home to find you fondling bologna?? Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid
Hey Waco. You forgot to sign in under your stage name. You know Gay Ray. Then again after correcting my grammar and being wrong as usual I suppose you are too ashamed.
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I wasn't being critical of the spelling ...

.... just seeking clarification. Because I've always thought she would have made a great candidate for POTUS .... THE LIBERALS WOULD LOVE HER ....

Female
Gay
Black
Plays Golf!

The liberals wouldn't vote for her though. She's too smart. Originally Posted by LexusLover
The liberal wish list.

The conservatives might vote for her because;

She's very smart. Doctor Condoleezza Rice Phd.
She plays a mean piano.
She knows missiles, payloads, and the Russians.
She speaks Russian, French, Italian and
She loves football.
You stay away from this thread for a long time... Until I say something to MT Pockets that got you to the core that you HAD to come back. BWAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA!



I've been partying with a young woman (ATF) every week, to include CG. Naturally, SOMF is included in the party. My dick gets hard even without simulation, all I have to do is think about my ATF subjecting me to SOMF. I've even woken up in the morning to my dick being hard and erect. My dick is the right size for these women, I don't need to suck my gut in to either see my dick or pubic hairs.

Hint: This has something to do with the fact that I don't need to be taped during the APFT. If you were in, you probably busted tape constantly.

But, do know this. In addition to you fitting the description, attitude wise, that this provider mentioned regarding clients with either small dicks, impotence, or both, your claimed weight is another risk factor to ED. I struck a nerve with you with my reply to MT Brain Bucket, didn't I?


I'm also seeing a pattern to where you're getting offended by the things that I've said to MT Pockets, and MT Pockets is getting offended by the questions I keep asking you. Is there a connection? Hmmmm

Again, answer these questions:

1. What was your MOS while you were in the Army?

2. Where did you go to Basic Combat Training/One Station Unit Training at?

3. Where did you go to Advanced Individual Training?

4. From what year to what year did you serve?

5. How long did it take you to get from one rank to the next one, starting from when you were an E-1? For example, E-1 to E2; E2 to E3;

6. What positions did you hold when you "were" a Sergeant? When you "were" a Staff Sergeant? When you "were" a Sergeant First Class? When you "were" a Master Sergeant? When you "were" a Sergeant Major? [This is a multi-part question; each part must be answered.]

7. You claimed combat deployments, where did you combat deploy, and what years?

8. What was your duty position when you combat deployed?

9. What's "REDCON1", without researching it, and when would you say it? Give an example of when you used it.

10. Where did you accumulate your points from?

11. What's a typical day in garrison like?

12. What's a typical day in the field like?

13. What's a typical day like when you go out to the field?

14. From the time you get information that you're about to go on a mission, till the time you go on a mission, what are the general things that happen?


Know that I'll respond to you, and that when I do, I'll include these questions in one of my responses to you per salvo. I hope the others keep quoting these questions in their replies to you as well. Originally Posted by herfacechair
Guess you can expect an invitation to an HEB parking lot from seArgent shitburner if you keep showing him for the lying POS that he is ! Mebbe he will bring his " alter ego " and fluffer MT with him and his mentor assup the Gloryhole Guru too 1
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Guess you can expect an invitation to an HEB parking lot from seArgent shitburner if you keep showing him for the lying POS that he is ! Mebbe he will bring his " alter ego " and fluffer MT with him and his mentor assup the Gloryhole Guru too 1 Originally Posted by Rey Lengua
Still butt hurt over your English faux pas?
I think you meant to say "a invite" by the way, since we are on a grammar challenge.


Still butt hurt over your English faux pas?
I think you meant to say "a invite" by the way, since we are on a grammar challenge. Originally Posted by MT Pockets
No , Fluffer. The butt hurt would be you realizing how piss poor YOUR education was regarding writing the English language, dealing with verbs, nouns, tenses and all the other proper ways of communicating in English. But, consider that YOU probably LISP when YOU talk from all of that FLUFFING that YOU do, we will just have to add you in with the others in the GAY RETARD column !
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The liberal wish list.

The conservatives might vote for her because;

She's very smart. Doctor Condoleezza Rice Phd.
She plays a mean piano.
She knows missiles, payloads, and the Russians.
She speaks Russian, French, Italian and
She loves football. Originally Posted by the_real_Barleycorn
I think if there is ever going to POTUS it would be her. But again she wants to be commission of the NFL. I just cant get enough of this lady.
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No , Fluffer. The butt hurt would be you realizing how piss poor YOUR education was regarding writing the English language, dealing with verbs, nouns, tenses and all the other proper ways of communicating in English. But, consider that YOU probably LISP when YOU talk from all of that FLUFFING that YOU do, we will just have to add you in with the others in the GAY RETARD column ! Originally Posted by Rey Lengua
Really? You are a fucking idiot. You correct peoples grammar and when you are wrong you run away. Pussy!

Example you implied that I used "a" when it should have been "an".
The added consonant (n) is only when the " Sounding" of the first syllable sounds like a vowel. The word escort is pronounced "S-cort' Yes it is a borderline word but you are pretty pathetic and desperate to respond with a bullshit reply like that. It shows that you have no better reply. Typical republican M. O. If you have nothing to say, you nit pick or call names.
Really? You are a fucking idiot. You correct peoples grammar and when you are wrong you run away. Pussy! Originally Posted by MT Pockets
Nothing was wrong grammatically with my post # 393. But, we all understand YOUR need to defend YOUR hero seargent shitburner ! Keep WKing for him FLUFFER ! Will YOU be holding a sign in the HEB parking lot advertising HIS and YOUR , ahem, " services " ?
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Nothing was wrong grammatically with my post # 393. But, we all understand YOUR need to defend YOUR hero seargent shitburner ! Keep WKing for him FLUFFER ! Will YOU be holding a sign in the HEB parking lot advertising HIS and YOUR , ahem, " services " ? Originally Posted by Rey Lengua
Yes there was, invitation is a noun ( in your context). Invite( in your context) is a verb. Luke would not send him a invitation in a physical sense. A message is a noun but to refer to the act of sending one it is a verb. The a or an is debatable, please go back to school.
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Hey Waco. You forgot to sign in under your stage name. You know Gay Ray. Then again after correcting my grammar and being wrong as usual I suppose you are too ashamed. Originally Posted by MT Pockets

who's the one with a stage name? sissy chimp.
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who's the one with a stage name? sissy chimp. Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid
Yet another post from you that makes no sense.
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Your responses to my questions is exactly what I'd expect from someone that either didn't serve, or who didn't serve in the capacity that they claim and they have something to hide. You proved that you're not a retired SGM, something that many of us already knew.

The Army called, remove that flag from your profile picture, they want it back as you don't deserve to associate with it.


1. What was your MOS while you were in the Army?
Phony retired SGM, Luke_Wyatt: None of your damn business

Every real veteran, that I asked that question to, usually responded with the MOS/rating that they held while in the service. What you're really saying, with the response that you provided, is that you may not have held an MOS as you may not have served in the Army. Someone who was a SGM would've easily answered that question. This is one of the easiest questions, this is like the, "What was your job position when you worked at...? question.



2. Where did you go to Basic Combat Training/One Station Unit Training at?
Phony retired SGM, Luke_Wyatt: Why do you care ?

We don't forget this one either. This is another easy veteran question. If you were the person that you tried to get us to believe who you are, you would easily be able to answer the question on where you went to Basic Combat Training/One Station Unit Training. The fact that you refuse to answer this question speaks volumes to the strong possibility that you are a complete Army veteran phony, not just a phony retired SGM.



3. Where did you go to Advanced Individual Training?
Phony retired SGM, Luke_Wyatt: Where did you do yours

First, I asked you these questions first. You failed to answer them, you don't have a leg to stand on asking me questions when you refuse to answer my questions the way they're intended to be answered.

Second, your reply indicates that you do not have an answer, as you didn't go to Advanced Individual Training. This would be another easy answer. But, you don't have one. Had you served in the capacity that you claimed, you would have answered this and other questions easily.




4. From what year to what year did you serve?
Phony retired SGM, Luke_Wyatt: When did you serve from what year to what year

Again, I asked you these questions first, you need to answer my questions truthfully and factually. Until then, you don't have a leg to stand on asking me questions. You, having "served," should be able to spit this one out. Of course, if you are having a little trouble remembering, you can always pull out your "DD Form 214" and provide your answer on that.



5. How long did it take you to get from one rank to the next one, starting from when you were an E-1? For example, E-1 to E2; E2 to E3;
Phony retired SGM, Luke_Wyatt: None of your damn business

It's "none" of my "damn business" because you either did not go up the ranks, or you took the scenic route up those ranks to E-4, with the possibility that you rocketed to E-1 before getting the boot. However, this is a question that only a veteran would be able to answer without the benefit of doing an Internet search.



6. What positions did you hold when you "were" a Sergeant? When you "were" a Staff Sergeant? When you "were" a Sergeant First Class? When you "were" a Master Sergeant? When you "were" a Sergeant Major? [This is a multi-part question; each part must be answered.]
Phony retired SGM, Luke_Wyatt: Am I under oathe or we having a court proceeding

Hmmm, I wonder...

"I could have an expert sitting right beside me and have him answer any question you have and you would think it was me." -- MT Pockets

"I have left openings for you to cross exam me..." -- MT Pockets

Both MT Pockets and you seem to be sweating bullets over "court proceeding" style questioning. He's not even being subjected to these questions. However, the fact that you would have to ask if you are "under oath" or if we are "having a court proceeding" speaks volumes to the fact that we both know that your claims about what you did in the military are false. You are acting like a defendant, going through a court proceeding, over a charge that he knows he is guilty of.

No, this is on a forum where I'm asking you questions, easy questions, that veterans would be able to understand.




7. You claimed combat deployments, where did you combat deploy, and what years?
Phony retired SGM, Luke_Wyatt: Am I under oathe on a whore board ? (REPEAT POINT)

You had no problems announcing to the others, what combat deployment you did. Nothing in that post had you complaining about "being under oath" on a whore board. Now, all of a sudden, when I am grilling you with questions related to your so-called military service, to include your so-called, deployment, you want to act like you are being cross-examined in the courtroom.

Again, both of us know what this means. You know that you are full of BS and that you are lying about your being a war veteran. When grilled with questions that veterans would easily be able to answer, you feel like a court defendant, facing cross-examination, in a case where he is actually guilty of the charges. They continued to act defensive.




8. What was your duty position when you combat deployed?
Phony retired SGM, Luke_Wyatt: Fucking your mother

Taking what you claimed was the theater that you combat deployed to, you have just admitted to "fucking" someone that died almost 10 years before you "combat deployed". Also, if that was what you were doing, then there was no way that you combat deployed. The location, where she is buried at, is nowhere near where you claimed you combat deployed to.

Your response, to this question, tells us two things. First, you did not go to war as you claimed you did. Second, you admitted to having a skeleton fetish. Unlike a woman, that is alive, a skeleton would not make fun of your pee pee, right?



9. What's "REDCON1", without researching it, and when would you say it? Give an example of when you used it.

Phony retired SGM, Luke_Wyatt: Stupid question

Actually, it's an excellent question. I knew that you would at least attempt to do a Google search on it, that is why I included the remainder of the question. You couldn't even do that, in your emotional rage, having to answer questions that we both know would destroy your veteran claims, you dismissed this as a "stupid question", knowing full well that the only "stupid" that would occur, if you answered the question, would be your answers and you.

I have challenged people before, who attempted to call my statements, about my military service, and to question, to engage in these kinds of questioning and follow on conversation. Had someone asked me these list of questions, I would have gladly responded to them, and welcomed additional questions as well as the conversation to follow, just so that I could prove to them, via first hand experience, that I'm providing the facts about my military service. Other veterans here would gladly do so as well. Especially in the open, like this, where you are making claims not that many here are believing.




10. Where did you accumulate your points from?
Phony retired SGM, Luke_Wyatt: Am I under oathe (REPEAT POINT)

Again, both of us know what this means. You know that you are full of BS and that you are lying about your military service. When grilled with questions that veterans would easily be able to answer, you feel like a court defendant, facing cross-examination, in a case where he is actually guilty of the charges. They continued to act defensive.



11. What's a typical day in garrison like?
Phony retired SGM, Luke_Wyatt: Go find out

I already know what a typical day in garrison is like. I'm asking you if you know what a typical day is like in garrison. If you were a "retired SGM", you would've spit the answer out, as this would've been like me asking a server what a typical slow day is like at his/her work. But, both of us know that you never were an SGM in the Army, and that you're not currently a retired one. Maybe a want-to-be, but not the real deal.



12. What's a typical day in the field like?
Phony retired SGM, Luke_Wyatt: Am I under oathe (REPEAT POINT)

Again, both of us know what this means. You know that you are full of BS and that you are lying about your military service. When grilled with questions that veterans would easily be able to answer, you feel like a court defendant, facing cross-examination, in a case where he is actually guilty of the charges. They continued to act defensive.



13. What's a typical day like when you go out to the field?
Phony retired SGM, Luke_Wyatt: Do you really think any vet would answer these question SB

Yes. In fact, there are cartoons, and commentary, about how the weather likes to get nasty the moment Marines/Soldiers get out to the field. We do talk about this, with each other outside of duty, with other veterans, and with each other when planning for the next movement to the field, and afterwards during the after-action review process. The fact that I have to explain this to you proves that you're not a retired sergeant major.



14. From the time you get information that you're about to go on a mission, till the time you go on a mission, what are the general things that happen?
Phony retired SGM, Luke_Wyatt: See my above comments

See my above rebuttals.

You proved, with your replies, that you didn't serve in the capacity that you claimed.
You're NOT a retired sergeant major, you're NOT a war veteran. Let that sink in. Had you been the real deal, you would've gladly answered those questions, based on your first hand experiences, given the fact that many here are doubting your claims.

Answering those questions, that require answers the depend on you knowing the mundane aspects of the military, with answers that prove to us that you are a veteran, is something you'd really do if you truly wanted to prove that you are who you claim to be. Instead of answering these questions, the legitimate way to prove yourself, you simply want us to take your word that you're a "retired SGM". That's not how it works.


Phony retired SGM, Luke_Wyatt: Do you know how silly and redundant you sound ?

No, I don't sound silly and redundant. I'm doing to you what many veterans, around the world in their respective countries, are doing to the phonies in their areas. I know that you're full of BS with regards to your claims of being a "retired sergeant major" and of being a "war veteran". You aren't, others here know that you aren't, yet you're here insisting that you are.

You're dismissing me as being "silly and redundant" because you're pissed at the fact that I keep holding your feet to the fire, forcing you to come face to face with a vetting process you know would unravel your phony veteran claims and force you to admit to either not having served, or admit to the actual nature of your military service and what you actually did. Neither option is one that you want the world to see. You want them to see the phony persona that you've constructed instead.

It's not working. Whether you ignore my questions, or answer them like you're acting like a juvenile, you speak volumes to the fact that you didn't serve in the capacity that you're claiming here.


Phony retired SGM, Luke_Wyatt: A 18 year old could research and answer every one of those questions and never served a day.

Not exactly. You could do an internet search of the MOSs available. What the internet won't reveal is the mundane details of each of those MOSs, as well as the common mundane aspects that these MOSs share. The internet isn't going to capture, for you, firsthand experience. You could parrot what you read in the internet, like what other phonies have done, but further questioning would still unravel your phony retired SGM claims, as well as your phony war veteran claims.

Phony retired SGM, Luke_Wyatt: It would prove nothing to answer your questions.

Wrong. Real veterans have no problems answering those questions. You're refusing to answer easy veteran related questions, because you're lacking on the mundane details that firsthand experience would give you when it comes to answering those questions in a way that'd pass muster.

Together with other veterans, who do the internet version of a shark attack on phonies, I've came across my fair share of imposters that went by what they were able to search on the internet. I've even came across phony veteran claims that match a movie or story narrative related to what they're trying to be a phony veteran for.


Phony retired SGM, Luke_Wyatt: Someone could lie and say they been to Italy and I could ask them 14 questions and they could research it and provide me what the correct answers

I've also been to Italy, as well as to other European countries. Yes, I could ask 14 questions related to Italy, but craft them in a way that'd require the mundane experiences over there to answer. You'd be able to research restaurants where you could order a real calzone, or real pizza, and read book details about it. But, I'd include details in the question that the stories don't include, like the parts of the process of ordering that pizza, of the making of the pizza, of the smells, sounds, etc., that's not captured with letters on the Internet.

After these questionings, I'd be able to detect if they're bullshitting or if they've actually been there.


Phony retired SGM, Luke_Wyatt: - I think one too many ladies have sat on your face

In the facesitting fetish, there doesn't appear to be a case of "too many women", even if I had two different women sit on my face during different parts of the day. One thing for sure. Even if my ATF were to sit on my face after she took a dump, the bullshit that you spew, about your alleged military service, would completely overwhelm the resulting aroma, no matter how far you are from me when you spew your bullshit.

Again, answer these questions:

1. What was your MOS while you were in the Army?

2. Where did you go to Basic Combat Training/One Station Unit Training at?

3. Where did you go to Advanced Individual Training?

4. From what year to what year did you serve?

5. How long did it take you to get from one rank to the next one, starting from when you were an E-1? For example, E-1 to E2; E2 to E3;

6. What positions did you hold when you "were" a Sergeant? When you "were" a Staff Sergeant? When you "were" a Sergeant First Class? When you "were" a Master Sergeant? When you "were" a Sergeant Major? [This is a multi-part question; each part must be answered.]

7. You claimed combat deployments, where did you combat deploy, and what years?

8. What was your duty position when you combat deployed?

9. What's "REDCON1", without researching it, and when would you say it? Give an example of when you used it.

10. Where did you accumulate your points from?

11. What's a typical day in garrison like?

12. What's a typical day in the field like?

13. What's a typical day like when you go out to the field?

14. From the time you get information that you're about to go on a mission, till the time you go on a mission, what are the general things that happen?

15. Describe the process, without disclosing reason you were applying for disability, just the process, involved with applying for VA medical care, as well as getting VA compensation/pension.
NEW!

Know that I'll respond to you, and that when I do, I'll include these questions in one of my responses to you per salvo. I hope the others keep quoting these questions in their replies to you as well.
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This is Luke_Wyatt's mother, that boy left his computer at the library without logging out of his ECCIE profile!

That knucklehead is full of drama. I just deleted a bunch of photos that he took waddling around my yard playing G.I. Joe. Lord I don't know how he got those oversized BDUs, but he was in them running around saying "Pew pew pew" in between his hyperventilating! I also deleted a video from a mounted cam on his helmet. He was waddling around in the woods pretending to shoot things.

He had those vidoes labeled as "Iraq," but they looked too much like the United States to fool anybody.

That's not as bad as when he ate a couple of pieces of fried chicken after coming home from a stomach surgery. I asked him, "Boy what do you think you're doing? The doctor told you, 'No solids!'" That devil spawn almost gave mama a heart attack when he told me that he wanted to push himself to the limits. It wasn't even 10 minutes later that I was rushing him to the ER. The idiot ruptured his stomach and that did some number to the other organs in his abdominal area.

His doctor wondered if he did that for attention. Seeing how far he could push himself, that boy is something! Six weeks in a walker and a colostomy bag attached to him all because he wanted to push himself to the limit with a couple of fried chicken after stomach surgery! I tell you, he gets that stupidity and stubbornness from his father!
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Fixed!
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Guess you can expect an invitation to an HEB parking lot from seArgent shitburner if you keep showing him for the lying POS that he is ! Mebbe he will bring his " alter ego " and fluffer MT with him and his mentor assup the Gloryhole Guru too 1 Originally Posted by Rey Lengua
I have a cousin that lives in San Antonio, TX. Phony retired sergeant major Luke Wyatt could send me an invitation to meet him at the commissary at the joint base at San Antonio if I'm at San Antonio visiting my cousin. Speaking of which, For someone that claims to be retired, why is he going to H-E-B instead of to the commissary?

I do all my food and drink shopping at the commissaries in my area, bypassing Walmart, Krogers, Food Lion, etc., on the way to these commissaries.

I'm looking at paying my cousin a visit after I complete my doctorate degree. Unlike our phony retired SGM, Luke_Wyatt, I'll be retired. Perhaps when I do that, Luke_Wyatt, the phony retired SGM, you and I could get together and have a mini ECCIE social. We could time this for when MT Pockets goes through the area, so that it'd be the four of us.

I could show you guys my military retiree ID card, as well as my Veterans Affairs card (service connected). The phony retired SGM could "show" me his "military ID" card and "VA card", as well as his "DD Form 214" so that we could scrutinize it. I'll also ask him the questions that I'm asking here, as I know he won't answer them here. I have a strong suspicion that he won't show me either card, and that he'd produce a phony DD Form 214.

Or, if too many people scare him, he and I could meet at the military base there, his military ID card should get him on post. He and I could meet at the Gateway Club on post and show each other our credentials.

That's right phony retired sergeant major, phony war veteran, I'll only meet you, one to one, at a military reservation. Given that you "have" your "military ID", you shouldn't have a problem getting on post and to these installations.
I think if there is ever going to POTUS it would be her. But again she wants to be commission of the NFL. I just cant get enough of this lady. Originally Posted by R.M.
If you think the republicans would ever elect a black woman as head of the GOP you are living in a fantasy world