What member name should our anticipated new member create?

if this gent wanted to come clean, is it even possible? how would he do it exactly?

back on topic:

#helpimstuckinaloop
#doesguinnessbookkeeptabsonsoc mediabans

PregnantNun
EpsteinsDaughter (too soon)
Hunteristhehunted
LittleHotmess
Hornlessunicorn