Weirdest Place You Had Sex
The weirdest place I've had sex?
Gotta be the butt Bob, gotta be the butt.
Originally Posted by native305
Ah, someone who knows their game show bloopers.
Picked up a girl in college and that is where she took me. Kinky
movie theater.... it was crazy... talk about adrenaline rush !! lol !!
I was married..he was a realtor. After a night at the swingers club,heated we stopped in the parking lot of the MetroTEX Association of Realtors. It was raining, he had just bought me a Jaguar for my bday. I had wanted one since I was a kid,so I was grateful to say the least..lol
Anyway I got on the roof n did a strip tease..and we fucked,kinda crushing the roof a lil. Crazy,the parking lot had lights...we were outa control. But looking at the crease on the roof of my car everyday gave me a tingle till I sold it. Haha
- zalex
- 07-30-2016, 10:15 AM
LAX airport. Flying from NYC to LA I spent all flight flirting with this flight attendant. The soft sexual comments went back an forth during the entire flight. Upon arrival at LAX she handed me a note with a number. I called right before exiting the terminal to get my baggage. She answered and we met at the same airport. Next we know we were at a restricted area due to construction fucking like animals. We repeated very next day in Escada, in Beverly Hills with the incredible surprise that we were being watched by one of the attendants from the store who ended joining us.
This will sound boring. My bed with my nieghbors wife, while her boxer licked my feet while we were fucking. was pretty fun.
Port A Can at Night in Ole' San Antonio during Fiesta Week. If you are wondering, it was standing doggy.
Back in college, we thought we were in a private area of the library (it wasn't our school and yes there was alcohol involved). Well the next morning we go walking by and realize, just because you can't see out, doesn't mean people can't see in. OPPS. All of UNC Greesboro got to see me go at it. Well thankfully no internet or digital cameras then or her ass would have been all over the internet. Did have a couple of females who saw it say they were impressed and wanted to visit, so wasn't a total loss.
The last time I was in church, for a daughters wedding, with her lifelong best friend. She'd been pursuing it since she was 16. After 12 years I gave in. Between the buildup, the venue, and the environment, it didn't take either of us long to pop. In fact she came before I did. I see her every few years and she still says it was the best 3 minutes of her life lol.
Living room floor, college girlfriend, while her mother was snoozing on the couch.
50 yard line, wee hours, major college football stadium.
Canyon Lake, sunset, on a 14ft catamaran.
Immediately after breaking up with girlfriend, driving to her friend's apartment, where I had an open invitation if we ever broke up.
Introducing a GF to her first greek with her parents down the hall watching TV.
on a jet skit in the middle of the TN river
Ok, so do I begin?
1, M1A1 Main Battle tank?
2, The American Cemetery, considered to be the oldest cemetery in the Louisiana Purchase?
3, In the Regal Cinema Bathroom?
4, In the middle of the dance floor at foam party?
5, In the Wal-Mart dressing room?
6, In the sunroof of my girlfriend's car in a cornfield?
7, Picnic tables at the park?
8, In the bed of a truck while someone else was driving down Interstate?
Ok you all figure it out for me please, there are just too many to list.
OK just experienced a new place. Was out with a colleague getting donations for a charity golf scramble. Noticed there was an older service elevator in this building. It was partly loaded with furniture and boxes. We joked about riding the elevator but had to keep working. Had a few drinks after work and wandered back into the building. Drunk, horny, couch was still in the elevator. She rode more than the elevator.
In a car while my boyfriend was driving. I will probably never do this again because I am (older) more aware and scared to death but it was so original and exciting
The empty stairwell of a parking garage. We descended from landing to landing trying a different position on each. The garage had an elevator so no one used the stairs above the 3rd level. Hearing people passing below us was such a thrill. We got down to the second floor and I was fried like an egg.