Whale Wars

All the fat providers eating right and losing weight huh? I wonder why that is... Originally Posted by Wakeuр

Not because of this stupid fucking thread.

I sure hope not.......where would the fun be in that?

They can bitch all they want...shame is an awesome motivator...

So yeah...you're welcome...

Got to get ready for spring training, no Fucking around.

They can bitch all they want...shame is an awesome motivator...

So yeah...you're welcome... Originally Posted by Wakeuр

Wrong!

Blood test results and a doctor talking to you about future health problems is an awesome motivator.

Sadly we have a report of a beached pod today. Texas Parks & Wildlife regrets to inform citizens that three BP, or bustedpussy whales were found stranded this morning. Although they were responsive to treatment park officials euthanized the entire pod after a biohazard threat was declared by hazmat.

BNG Pods are reported to be in mourning. Belugas are reported to be diving deeply in the gulf while the southern migration of tuna and other game fish for spawning is reversing course back north.

Planktcum reserves are at all-time highs but many whales are currently being reported as showing signs of fatigue and diabetes. More to come. Literally.

Wrong!

Blood test results and a doctor talking to you about future health problems is an awesome motivator. Originally Posted by DEAR_JOHN

Yeah...like that's what happened...do fat hookers all schedule doctors appointments at the same time, like hot women going to the bathroom or something?

Please...again, they can moan all they want...they're welcome...

Wrong!

Blood test results and a doctor talking to you about future health problems is an awesome motivator. Originally Posted by DEAR_JOHN

Yeah...like that's what happened...do fat hookers all schedule doctors appointments at the same time, like hot women going to the bathroom or something?

Please...again, they can moan all they want...they're welcome... Originally Posted by Wakeuр

Ever heard of females dieting for New Years resolutions?

Sadly we have a report of a beached pod today. Texas Parks & Wildlife regrets to inform citizens that three BP, or bustedpussy whales were found stranded this morning. Although they were responsive to treatment park officials euthanized the entire pod after a biohazard threat was declared by hazmat. Originally Posted by linux

Zounds! A glut on the muktuk market. Biodiesel maybe?

Ever heard of females dieting for New Years resolutions? Originally Posted by oilfieldscum

Skinny ones who put on ten pounds over Thanksgiving and Christmas...sure...

Fat hogs? Yeah...right...

Random thought on BBW/ Whales, etc.

Some of the guys have a BBW S.O. Why would they want to pay for a BBW provider when that is available for free at home?

Just Say'in.

Random thought on BBW/ Whales, etc.

Some of the guys have a BBW S.O. Why would they want to pay for a BBW provider when that is available for free at home?

Just Say'in. Originally Posted by Oralist

Nope. Except for extreme fat fetishists I venture to guess guys with BBW wives are seeing spinner providers and probably vice versa.



You want to really fuck a skinny chick's head up? Let her catch you cheating and 69ing a 400 lb. chick with a hairy ass crack.

That is fucked up funny right there

This thread made me change my avatar

Me too ...lol