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i never bother to floss my teeth. because who flosses dentures?


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offshoredrilling's Avatar
gum jobs ????
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if i dip my pinky in baby oil and give myself a wet willie is that oral sex?


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winn dixie's Avatar
So screwing my blowup doll....
Does that count as a "notch" in my bedpost?
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So screwing my blowup doll....
Does that count as a "notch" in my bedpost? Originally Posted by winn dixie
how moody is the doll ????
or in other words
how fast from nice n fun ta bitch ????
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how moody is the doll ????
or in other words
how fast from nice n fun ta bitch ???? Originally Posted by offshoredrilling



when she gets uppity wd just pulls the plug and deflates her



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So screwing my blowup doll....
Does that count as a "notch" in my bedpost? Originally Posted by winn dixie
how moody is the doll ????
or in other words
how fast from nice n fun ta bitch ???? Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
when she gets uppity wd just pulls the plug and deflates her



bahahhaaaa Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid

Penelope my blow up doll can be a small bbw then I let a lil air out and penelope is skinny. She does hiss when I do that. Snick
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Penelope my blow up doll can be a small bbw then I let a lil air out and penelope is skinny. She does hiss when I do that. Snick Originally Posted by winn dixie
she's in BBW mode so as not like throwing hotdog done s hallway ????
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how many useless teats does a boar hog have?


all of them


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Confound it!!
The snow is too deep to make a snow angel....
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Confound it!!
The snow is too deep to make a snow angel.... Originally Posted by lilylivered
been snowing lightly all night and day and its almost ro thin here
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"Testy Testicles" by Peter Jackoff


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Can one have too much gin?
Asking for a friend....
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Can one have too much gin?
Asking for a friend.... Originally Posted by winn dixie
You can have three decks when playing multiple player gin rummy.
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You can have three decks when playing multiple player gin rummy. Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter

Between The Sheets No.1 (gin + rum + triple sec)


Difford's Guidehttps://www.diffordsguide.com › cocktails › recipe › b...

Variant: The modern-day Between The Sheets is light rum and cognac-based, but three versions span this cocktail's history:
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