my dick

I had a client in Dallas Tht was in town from Canada to watch the Texas A&M game last year and I kid u not Tht mans dick was as big as my arm. I told him im sorry but ur way to big u can't fuck me with Tht and so I sucked his dick.. Needless to say we both left satisfied and happy.

Big dicks are fine, I just like the smaller ones. I can deep throat a 5/6/7 incher way better than a 8-10" dong

Speaking of dicks, apparently this lady needed one and couldn't find one. Sounds like she improvised. What do you figure the measurements are on a Jimmy Dean?

http://now8news.com/jimmy-dean-sausa...mart-bathroom/

You do know that I'll never again be able to walk by the sausage case at the grocery store without that disturbing image coming to mind, right?

You do know that I'll never again be able to walk by the sausage case at the grocery store without that disturbing image coming to mind, right? Originally Posted by watchoutthegameisrigged

Sorry. Lol. It was too weird not to share.

Sorry. Lol. It was too weird not to share. Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

I'll never be able to go to Waffle House again...

Not the girl in the news but I'd eat that sausage as it came out of hot girls pussy.
Just like a pez candy despenser.

Not the girl in the news but I'd eat that sausage as it came out of hot girls pussy.
Just like a pez candy despenser. Originally Posted by splitlog

Kinky

Splitlog, you'll probably want to make sure that sausage is fully cooked before you attempt it. Ha

What's odd in my life. The older I get the more kinky I am.
10 years ago I wouldn't have TUHA. Now I love it. 5 years ago piss freaked me out. Now just piss all over me. Lol.
Another 10 years I'll be in a retirement home shaking my pecker at the nurses.

What's odd in my life. The older I get the more kinky I am.
10 years ago I wouldn't have TUHA. Now I love it. 5 years ago piss freaked me out. Now just piss all over me. Lol.
Another 10 years I'll be in a retirement home shaking my pecker at the nurses. Originally Posted by splitlog

Lmao those poor nurses

Lmao those poor nurses Originally Posted by Danielle Reid

I just hope they are like you and prefer little white PP's. Lol

ha! 1021 views

ya pervs

ha! 1021 views

ya pervs Originally Posted by notequiteatroll

You should be flattered, everyone wants to peek at your dick.

You should be flattered, everyone wants to peek at your dick. Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

we need to arrange a viewing again i'd say.