Dirty Talking

Ooh Baby Ooh! Oh by the way this is a recording!!!

Speaking of June Cleaver, what are the dirtiest words ever spoken on Television?

"Ward, don't you think you're being a little rough on the Beaver?" LOL

I'm not good at dirty talking. I try but it sounds corny.

never done it before

I got my outfit all picked out. You just bring your best dirty talk and we'll see if I can inspire you to be.....ummmm.... "colorful" Originally Posted by Ed Highlight

I hope that outfit consists of... little... I'm confident that you've already given me enough inspiration. The question is, do you think you're ready to handle the swirl...?

Dirty talk can be such a turn on and then again it can crack me up. I actually lost wood one time because the dirty talk was so porn scripted that it just make me laugh Originally Posted by rrabbit6926

I have been in a similar situation myself. While in the throes of passion, a gentleman said, "Oh baby... You body devours me as the sea does to a drowning swimmer..." Mood deferred, I looked up at him and asked, "Are you saying that I'm loose?!?" He looked down at me with pure fear in his eyes and muttered, "Oh, no! I originally thought to say that your body fits me like a glove but wanted to be more clever and creative than that!" I stared at him for all of 3 seconds before we both burst out into uncontrollable laughter. This is a clear example of why I have to just let it flow. There's no telling what would come out of my mouth if I thought about it too much.

No dirty talk for me! I have definitely lost much wood during dirty talk. If I only knew it was sincere but of course I will never know. I can handle some playful banter. I guess it really depends on if I know the girl.