AOC has googly eyes

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McEnany!!! Goddess!

My top 3

Mcenany

Dana Perino
Tulsi
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  • WTF
  • 02-19-2021, 07:45 PM
That's the look you would get from a girl who is ready to stab you, lol. Originally Posted by Levianon17
You'd probably know the look....
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  • WTF
  • 02-19-2021, 07:46 PM
McEnany!!! Goddess!

My top 3

Mcenany

Dana Perino
Tulsi Originally Posted by winn dixie
That is a damn sight better than Palin and Sanders!
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  • WTF
  • 02-19-2021, 07:47 PM
McEnany!!! Goddess!

My top 3

Mcenany

Dana Perino
Tulsi Originally Posted by winn dixie
That is a damn sight better than Palin and Sanders!

I thought someone had stolen your monkey
You'd probably know the look.... Originally Posted by WTF
I've seen it before. Then she was looking down the business end of a 40 cal.and she dropped it. We were able to get along after that.
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That is a damn sight better than Palin and Sanders!

I thought someone had stolen your monkey Originally Posted by WTF
They round off my top 5. Shit forgot about Nikki Haley!
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  • WTF
  • 02-20-2021, 08:43 AM
They round off my top 5. Shit forgot about Nikki Haley! Originally Posted by winn dixie
She is on Trumps shit list...
whos body was that got photoshopped? lol? Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm
Megan Kelly.
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  • WTF
  • 02-20-2021, 11:17 AM
Megan Kelly. Originally Posted by Levianon17
She is on Trumps shitlist too!
She is on Trumps shitlist too! Originally Posted by WTF
At this point everyone is probably on Trump's shit list.
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  • WTF
  • 02-20-2021, 01:42 PM
At this point everyone is probably on Trump's shit list. Originally Posted by Levianon17
  • Tiny
  • 02-20-2021, 04:01 PM
AOC is in Texas today, surveying the damage and raising money for victims of the winter storm. Does this mean she has national political ambitions? President Alexandria Ocasio Cortez? Well, I need to disabuse her of this crazy notion pronto. When she’s old enough to be president, she’s going to be at home, barefoot and pregnant, taking care of our little ones.

I’ve still got to meet her and bang her but I’ll figure it out
  • oeb11
  • 02-20-2021, 04:12 PM
You would be doing a Great Service for Our Nation, Tiny!!!!


How to meet AOC :
1. Donate to her re-election campaign - but to outspend soros is difficult
2. Be her limo driver in Ny and DC
3. be her private plane pilot between Ny and DC and wherever she wants to go - such as Cancun or Cabo for vacations and shopping
4.get hired on in her DPST office - You must pass the PC criteria .
5. Move to the Bronx and run against her - on both DPST and republican ticket. Gets her attention.

6. Call her office with a cure for hyperthyroidism and prognathism.
7, call her office with with a cure for "Dumber than a Bag of Hammers" - her staffers and 'squad' will understand.

8. - Present her and her 'squad' with matching baseball outfits for intramural play - all with 'SCALISE on the back.

9. Call with an offer from Trump to award her the 'Presidential Medal of Freedom" - and explain what it is.

10. Send her a 'dick pic' with a hammer and sickle tattoo on it.



Good Luck with your quest in Service to America!!!!!
  • Tiny
  • 02-20-2021, 04:19 PM
You would be doing a Great Service for Our Nation, Tiny!!!!


How to meet AOC :
1. Donate to her re-election campaign - but to outspend soros is difficult
2. Be her limo driver in Ny and DC
3. be her private plane pilot between Ny and DC and wherever she wants to go - such as Cancun or Cabo for vacations and shopping
4.get hired on in her DPST office - You must pass the PC criteria .
5. Move to the Bronx and run against her - on both DPST and republican ticket. Gets her attention.

6. Call her office with a cure for hyperthyroidism and prognathism.
7, call her office with with a cure for "Dumber than a Bag of Hammers" - her staffers and 'squad' will understand.

8. - Present her and her 'squad' with matching baseball outfits for intramural play - all with 'SCALISE on the back.

9. Call with an offer from Trump to award her the 'Presidential Medal of Freedom" - and explain what it is.

10. Send her a 'dick pic' with a hammer and sickle tattoo on it.



Good Luck with your quest in Service to America!!!!! Originally Posted by oeb11
Hilarious Oeb! I think that one even beats anything Gaston has come up with lately.

Anyway, I think #10 has real potential. I'm going to get Alexandria tattoed on one side of my penis and a hammer and sickle on the other. That way she'll know I'm serious. Or do you think I should save that for a surprise on our wedding night?
  • oeb11
  • 02-20-2021, 04:27 PM
Thank you - good Sir!!!
A ;thought; - think before getting the tattoo - you will limit yourself in your pool of willing female partners!
A sample of 'liberal' 'females'.