Things That Make You Say WTF....lol

People who want to gun it past the 100 cars waiting in line for the exit ramp or construction merge and cut in at the front, then I have to say WTF?!

No I won't let you in and it irks me when someone else does. Get in line like the rest of us jackhole!

I know that in this lifestyle we all sometimes encounter some strange things and for some reasons a couple of provider/friends of mine like to tell me some of their experiences knowing that I don't want to hear that stuff... because they think my reaction is funny lol.

To you ladies, they know who they are, why the hell is that, of all things, the thing that pops in my mind at the most inopportune times....WTF!

Just happened this afternoon...

Girl emails for a reference and this is ALL she says.

"Hey London, I need a ref for xxx...thanks"

My reply,

"Ummm well until I know who YOU are I will not be discussing anything about anyone. I need your website and a link to your reviews."

Dumb girl needing a ref: "Well I don't have a site or reviews so I will just tell him you would not give him a reference."

Me: "How about if I just search for his name and ask him if he knows you" lol.

No reply after that.

WTF seriously! I emailed him and asked who the hell he was messing around with these days, because this girl was about as dumb as a box of rocks! If you can't tell me who you are so I can verify you are even a provider, you best bet you won't get any professionalism on my end. Yes I did see him several times and have given him MANY refs to people who are legit, but you won't be getting one lame brain.

She gives me a name with no email or phone number for him, and nothing I can find on her...WTF!

Hey London.....just to mess with ya a little...lol....it says right there under your pic "touring all u.s. cities"

Now is that correct or am I about to say WTF....

Darn there was actually a joke about that in Texas lol. Wakeup was like, "Well you can't put touring all U.S. cities if you don't come to Texas," and I said "Touring all U.S. cities except freaking Texas won't fit under my avatar" lol. WTF!

Now that's funny right there I don't care who ya are....lol

But seriously WTF!!!!

And in a similar vein - when I hold a door open for someone, then they stop and say "go ahead" to me. Grrrr - just get yer a$$ thru the door that I have just held open for you! Originally Posted by oldmember

Or how about when you hold the door open for someone and 50 people walk up and expect you to hold the door for them too? WTF?


My WTF though is .............

Having a knee surgery in Dec... Doc says it's a simple surgery with no complications. 8 weeks after surgery now... 2 more hospital stays. incesion won't close up do to recouring infectinos, and walking in the near future is not in my site.. WTF?

quote==When I can only find pants in either the right length but not the right waist or the right waist but not the length....come on!!!!!!!!!!!! That just chaps my hide.

AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {and it is usually on sale & what i want} Originally Posted by DallasRain

Dallas with a 35 waist and a 38 inseam I completly understand. Everyone thinks it's great to be tall (6'7") but there are times when it's a drag. Clean the fucking top of the refrigerator yourself. lol

When a client calls me from my ECCIE ad, but has written no reviews and has no references, and says "are you available in 30 mins.?" I reply "Do you have references or some form of verification? If not, then I'm sorry, but I won't be able to see you until you're verified." And he replies, "I don't have those, but I'm not a cop.Are you available in 30 mins.?"
WTF?

Restaurant scenarios:

A group of 7 or 8 people (usually women) trying to pool their money to pay the tab. "Sara owes 7.85, Jenny owes 8.47", etc. WTF? Dammit, everyone throw in 10 or 12 bucks and call it good.

Taking a date to a fine, upscale restaurant, running up a $100 bill, and leaving a 3.00 tip. WTF? Sometimes the embarrassed girlfriend leaves more money because the boyfriend (?) is such a clod. Way to impress a lady there buddy.

No, I don't work in the food service industry, but I have friends who do, and they are always telling me horror stories about ignorant people.

While driving on the open highway 3 lanes to be exact and I am doing 75 and some asshole is behind me flashing his lights at me and there are no other cars..WTF go around me..(if he does it a couple times I hit the brakes and drop speed down )

The self checkout at stores that stop and make the red light flash because it doesn't sense what I have put in the bag...WTF

my children have me saying WTF all the time...LOL

Awe I hate when the self checkout does that crap!!! And I really hate it when there is nobody there to help. It's the self checkout, it's suppose to be fast dammit. It really hacks me off when someone can't seem to figure out how to use it....if you can't figure it out then keep your ass in the regular checkout lol.

My dad used to do this to me, I'm hearing impaired as we all know... we'd be watching a movie so as we are watching it he would ask me if I can hear it, I say "no" so he turns it up till I say "good" then he turns it down a little and says "can you hear that".....arrrrrhhh WTF!!

When a woman says she is going to go clean up and comes to the bed with a tiny piece of toilet paper stuck on her cooch. WTF

When you wash your friggin car and hit the the only puddle in 20 miles. WTF

Wash your car at a car only to see you missed a spot once you get home WTF...

Had a provider tell me she was in southwest Houston and when I called she tells me she is at 59 and xxx which was 20 minutes away from southwest....WTF is that. Know where you are at!!

When i'm driving 55-60mph in the "slow lane" and the person behind me is on my ass!
Or when people text me one word texts like "hey" "hi" "available"? "pics"?