What the fuck Mr. Patel....

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+1.
Plus, Mr. Patel has already scanned your driver's license from previous visits. The guy was probably just trying to be friendly. Did he give you the "Wink, Wink. Glad you and your wife are staying with us again for 2 hours."?
It would be better to go to a regular hotel than a notel. I did not realize that the PI's were getting that weird and tacky. Originally Posted by mikkifine
It would be better still to entertain in a private incall rather than either of those options, but that may not always be possible. I would definitely avoid PI for a while.
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  • bbkid
  • 03-19-2013, 06:35 PM
When Mr. Perv Patel asks for both of your ID's, he's just wanting to check out the chick you're about to fuck, that's all. I mean, if you hjad nothing else to fuck but those smelly skanks, wouldn't you be the same way? Be honest here, guys......

Who the hell takes their date into the office to pay for the room at a PI? Originally Posted by coolaid
Some guys don't have a car, dude. When they walk up to the PI, what's she supposed to do? Stand outside on the sidewalk?
I'm thinking... And maybe I'm wrong... But if they can't afford a car, maybe they shouldn't be paying for... Err, well, ahem.
Abigail (Source of JOY)'s Avatar
Who the hell takes their date into the office to pay for the room at a PI?


Hmm... Originally Posted by coolaid
The ones that get chased down at the door for not doing so in the first place!!!!
That is what you get for trying to get him to punch your Subway frequent visitor card.
The ones that get chased down at the door for not doing so in the first place!!!! Originally Posted by Abigail (Source of JOY)
I've been to PI literally hundreds of times and I've always gone into the office alone while my date waited in the car.
DG strikes me as the type to write a review when funny shit like this happens.

Hear that DG? We'll be on the lookout (O_O*)
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I've been to PI literally hundreds of times and I've always gone into the office alone while my date waited in the car. Originally Posted by coolaid

Come with me baby... we will make a first happen with you yet!!!
I know just the spot... dude will chase you all the way to the door!!!!
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Come with me baby... we will make a first happen with you yet!!!
I know just the spot... dude will chase you all the way to the door!!!! Originally Posted by Abigail (Source of JOY)
But, I better not see no damn review..."Habib/Patel" chased my ass down!
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Da fuck you mean no review!!

Coolio just do an incall with Abigail but make sure the gates work so you can leave
Come with me baby... we will make a first happen with you yet!!!
I know just the spot... dude will chase you all the way to the door!!!! Originally Posted by Abigail (Source of JOY)
So you're telling me there's a PI that requires both people to register at the front desk? Which PI is it? I've been to a bunch of them around houston and I've never seen this policy.
Abigail (Source of JOY)'s Avatar
Da fuck you mean no review!!

Coolio just do an incall with Abigail but make sure the gates work so you can leave Originally Posted by Eccie Addict

really??? You went there!!??? LmAO!!!
Eccie Addict's Avatar
Yes I went there and I know you find it just as funny as I do
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So you're telling me there's a PI that requires both people to register at the front desk? Which PI is it? I've been to a bunch of them around houston and I've never seen this policy. Originally Posted by coolaid
Come with me... maybe you will bring me better luck than what I have experienced!!!! The PI in reference though is 34th and Antione.....