Providers some times have day jobs...

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Most of us do in fact carry a gun...especially single mothers. Originally Posted by London Rayne
Interesting! Most of us guys also carry a gun! Well.... we like to call it a cannon! When youy see our cannon, you know were not a provider! LOL

Sweet
That pair of Berrettas your packing look waaaay to much like the ones I have seen at Toys R Us. You'd look much more sexy with a pair of black Springfield EMPs in .40 S&W. .45 ACP if you want real large headlights. Black fishnets, red butterfly thong and a black alligator rig, belt slide holsters all by Don Hume. On 4" black heels of course!
Dart
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Sweet
That pair of Berrettas your packing look waaaay to much like the ones I have seen at Toys R Us. You'd look much more sexy with a pair of black Springfield EMPs in .40 S&W. .45 ACP if you want real large headlights. Black fishnets, red butterfly thong and a black alligator rig, belt slide holsters all by Don Hume. On 4" black heels of course!
Dart Originally Posted by Dartswinger
DREAMER! LOL
I prefer Tasers! I like to watch someone live and twitch around and learn a lesson ;-)
But I'm just sadistic.
I also like getting myself with my lower voltage ones. (200k vs 800k)

I'm still in the army at the moment.
Going to finish up my BS then hopefully get into Baylor's PA program.
Ill stick with my compact 9Mil and 357. 308 Rifle in the backseat just in case. Permit to carry concealed and a license to induce an asswhipping if necessary.

And its usually a night job, which gives me time in the day to do other things.
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I prefer Tasers! I like to watch someone live and twitch around and learn a lesson ;-) Originally Posted by lilred_robin
I do like your style Robin!

Ill stick with my compact 9Mil and 357. 308 Rifle in the backseat just in case. Permit to carry concealed and a license to induce an asswhipping if necessary. Originally Posted by CiaoBitchezz!
Out here we don't even bother with those pesky permits. Just a felony-free record is all you need to carry whatever you want.
I do like your style Robin!



Out here we don't even bother with those pesky permits. Just a felony-free record is all you need to carry whatever you want. Originally Posted by Chica Chaser
I will never able to carry a concealed handgun "legally". But hell, that didn't stop me from attempting to be an annie oakly. Texas is a lot of fun!
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Well I carry a concealed squirt gun. I carry one bullet and can shoot them in the stomach, back, mouth, eyes, or hair.
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I prefer Tasers! I like to watch someone live and twitch around and learn a lesson ;-)
But I'm just sadistic.
I also like getting myself with my lower voltage ones. (200k vs 800k)

I'm still in the army at the moment.
Going to finish up my BS then hopefully get into Baylor's PA program. Originally Posted by lilred_robin
Tasers? I like that! I bet they come in handy with some of your OLDER clients!? LOL
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Tasers have been known to disturb healthy heart rhythms and kill people who otherwise wouldn't have heart issues. If you tase someone and he dies at your incall.....what's your plan of action in that case next?
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Tasers? I like that! I bet they come in handy with some of your OLDER clients!? LOL Originally Posted by Still Looking

CLEAR!!!!
Tase him again to restart it, duh!

LOL

Well, I don't see anyone I would NEED to tase. I have them for fun. No, really. They're fucking FUN to play with! Well, for those of us into that shit ^_^
I had a handful of them in BAF, but customs wouldn't let me carry them, pack them, or ship them back to the states.
So gave them to our 1st CAV replacements.

As for the occasionally lethality..
if a little stun gun would stop his heart, then my blowjobs would too. In fact, my oral has caused more ambulance rides than my toys have. 2:0 so far. I bought a defibrillator off of ebay after the first.. um.. incident.
I also never use anything on someone else that I haven't used on myself. I've had one contact on each nipple, squeezed the trigger, and I'm still here to type about it.

If that scares anyone, oh well. I'm not for everyone. I'm entirely too much awesomeness in a small package for some people.
Oh wait, I'm off the market now anyways. I have an exclusive arrangement until I leave TN. Sucks to be me ;-)
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Tase him again to restart it, duh!

LOL

Well, I don't see anyone I would NEED to tase. I have them for fun. No, really. They're fucking FUN to play with! Well, for those of us into that shit ^_^
I had a handful of them in BAF, but customs wouldn't let me carry them, pack them, or ship them back to the states.
So gave them to our 1st CAV replacements.

As for the occasionally lethality..
if a little stun gun would stop his heart, then my blowjobs would too. In fact, my oral has caused more ambulance rides than my toys have. 2:0 so far. I bought a defibrillator off of ebay after the first.. um.. incident.
I also never use anything on someone else that I haven't used on myself. I've had one contact on each nipple, squeezed the trigger, and I'm still here to type about it. Originally Posted by lilred_robin

Can I subscribe to the stun gun equilvalent. I don't mind a momentary death caused by fatal blowjob.
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Can I subscribe to the stun gun equilvalent. I don't mind a momentary death caused by fatal blowjob. Originally Posted by burkalini
Now who could argue with that? LOL

Heart attack, Fainting, day dreaming or even taking a nap… I have no problem with being awakened with Dick to Mouth resuscitation!
Lil Red
You should do a recruiting poster for the Army as a "Force Multiplier"! All of your Toys strapped to your Molle vest with just your desert boots on standing on the hiked up butts of a couple of Lts!
Dart