WHERE THE %$# IS MY SHOWCASE BIO!???!

GOOD GOD, man, where did you find this?????? The post immediately prior IS, indeed, my most recent ECCIE Showcase Bio. I thought it was lost in space with the Jupiter 2!!! THANK YOU!!! Copying to my brand new computer immediately, then putting it on a stick.

Wow, that is long. Didn't come off quite so "War and Peace" on my Showcase. Going to get out a hatchet and cut that momma later, but first I'll just get it re-posted.

The main reason it's so overwhelmingly comprehensive is because my ECCIE Showcase Bio actually took the place of my old website. My original webpage crashed in the spring of 2016, same month in which I lost my Houston private incall apartment to a flood and had a tornadic windstorm send a large tree crashing through the Irish Chihuahua Refuge in the deep, dark, spooky woods. Reconstructing my life was going to devour most of my attention, and sent me into my current early "semi-retirement" from the Hobby. (I've dropped down to seeing a handful of mostly long-term loyal Fancy fans per MONTH instead of per week.) Rather than rebuild the website, I have a one-page news flash and a link redirecting interested parties here for complete info, and I'm probably going to kill fancyinheels.net by the end of the year as I'm fine with just P411 and ECCIE.

The other reason it's a tome goes back to what GS said earlier. I'm not looking for the "average f**kTard." Lusty, literate, tactile, and tenacious earns gold stars and bonus boners from me.

WOW, GS, I'm impressed. Good job, sir! I'll be PMing you.

Too much reading.
So are the "blackout periods" the result of excessive Jameson imbibing or is that just a woman thing........

Crisis averted......now its time for some nipple pics!

Ha! Titties and Jameson, great combo.

The "blackout periods" may, indeed, be whiskey-laced, 2Dogs, but with the exception of the Texas RenFest, are actually confirmed trips (deposits paid to my pale paddy, airline tickets and hotel reservations in hand) with some of my aforementioned Fancy fans. Have one more November adventure to add to the list.

What's awesome about ECCIE is that there is a match for every desire, and some fellows seem to think I make a flirtatiously fun and feisty traveling companion as well as tart toy, and I have the time (and the passport) to wantonly wander. (Evidently I'm doing something right in my rambles, bumbles, and stumbles. ) I'll be roving far and wide this year. Seems this sassy Irish lass will be kissing the sod of the Emerald Isle FOR REAL at Christmas!!!!!!

I was quite upset initially over my lost "infomercial." I know it's low down the trauma totem pole and inconsequential to many, but don't most people get aggravated and upset when an unexpected hurdle comes up at "work" that may affect their income? Stinky stiff happens; squeal and deal. I squealed so that maybe I'd at least get an explanation, even though I didn't really expect a solution. Still worries me that I don't know what happened or how to prevent it again, but I will take extra precautions in the future. (Live, learn, copy, save.) This was a wonderfully unexpected outcome!

I actually am a very lucky lassie. Thank you all for the many public and private suggestions and responses, especially GlobeSpotter for resurrecting my dead decadent dissertation!!! I am very grateful. GS is DA MAN!

Sometimes, being anal pays off...... jk

Maybe w/better formatting.



Biography
Please read my CHRONOLOGICALLY-CHALLENGED section below if contemplating shamrock shenanigans. Terribly sorry, but I do not entertain gentlemen under age 45. However, I do warmly welcome "international relations."

BLACKOUT PERIODS: I will be traveling extensively or otherwise engaged later this year, and there will be periods during which I will be completely unavailable for communications (appointments, inquiries, references, edits to the HNFPL, etc.) as I will not be carrying my Hobby phone or laptop. So far, these are my scheduled "off the grid" dates:
August 17-24, total eclipse of the heart!
September 14-22, hunting a wily mouse!
Weekends 9/30 - 11/26, when I'll be dragon 'round the Texas Renaissance Festival. (Please inquire in advance about booking a private Fancy Fantasy Wicked Wench TRF Tour!)
December 12-29, Erin go bragh, Christmas leprechauns instead of elves, Nessie, Hans Brinker!

Thanks for your patience and understanding.

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IMPORTANT NOTE: I AM DEATHLY ALLERGIC TO STRAWBERRIES!!! (Just strawberries, not raspberries or any other kind of berry, oddly.) If you have eaten a meal within 24 hours containing that particular red berry, we will have to postpone an imminent intimate intermission to another date, unfortunately. If strawberries are a routine part of your diet, please refrain from partaking for a minimum of 3 days prior to visiting me. If your organic shampoo, soap, gel, or lotion contains natural strawberry essence, please skip usage for a couple of days preceding our ardent acquaintance. Thank you for taking this seriously, as it is a critical health issue for me. Too much exposure and Fancy starts looking like a strawberry!!!
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You'll find sensuality, a sense of humor, and a willingness to sin in this sassy lassie's pot o' gold, and my connection to the Emerald Isle isn't blarney; I'm First Generation Irish American. At age 57 I can be described as "experienced," but I'm definitely more mischievous than mature. The twin peaks o' Ireland are 44C, and I'm a large-framed and long-legged "Rubenesque" gal just a scant breath under 6 foot tall. (I'm 5 ft 11 and 1/2 to be exact, but an impressive 6 ft 4 in my favorite Fancy heels!) Call me an ample Amazonian BBW -- Bodaciously Bawdy Wench! A tall, tart, and plump Gaelic gal with soft, pale skin, I prefer the natural look, so don't wear much make-up or use heavy scents. I flash my... smile (wink and grin) easily and often, and my happy face is accented by shoulder-length auburn red hair. With a degree in journalism and a staid career in media relations under my bonny belt, I took the road less traveled as a free-spirited professional pleasure provider 10 years ago and have never looked back. I relish the taste and texture of life -- and of a man's body.

I'm a well-established, low-volume GFE ("girlfriend experience") courtesan, semi-retired from the Hobby with limited opportunity to embark upon pleasurable "playcations" from the rat race these days, but I still enjoy dabbling. I must journey into town from the Irish Chihuahua Refuge in the deep, dark, spooky woods well northeast of Houston, which, alas, makes short-notice appointments IMPOSSIBLE. A Fancy reservation should be made at least a DAY IN ADVANCE, please, allowing me a generous interval to screen, plan, travel, and arrange accommodations, if necessary. I'm happy to make outcalls, weather permitting, or can host incall up I-45 North near Spring.

INITIAL COMMUNICATION for a first-time randy rendezvous is best made through the ECCIE personal message system. Please politely introduce yourself, include your age, contact number, any provider references you might have, indicate when you would like to meet, outcall or incall, and for how long. Please DO NOT mention money or specific acts of a sexual nature. Unleashing a string of inappropriate acronyms at me and pressing for something directly counter to boundaries I've laid out here in my Showcase will get you nothing but crickets in response.

NEWBIE-FRIENDLY with screening necessary in lieu of references! I'm an affable artist of affection who will take the time to work with novice Hobbyists new to this wanton wonderland so that they will have a delightful debut AND obtain a veracious vouch for future female frivolity. However, out of necessity I must be cautious and thorough to protect my freedom and safety, so will have to do a wee bit of research before I entertain you. (For an explanation of "screening" and other helpful suggestions for the uninitiated, see my Practical Primer for New Gentlemen within the Houston Newbie-Friendly Provider List, stickied at the top of the local ISO/Requests forum.) Please contact me with the info in the paragraph above, and I may need additional data subsequently. While I often ask for a friendly get-acquainted phone/text conversations, I DO NOT screen over my cell, so if you can't or won't PM or email me as part of the process, we likely won't be able to visit, sorry. I do offer Meet & Greets (see my Path to Passion Package below) as part of screening.

I am also registered with the verification site Preferred411, Provider ID P10021, and may be messaged there.

At this stage of my life I feel no need to rush through anything, so visits of less than 90 minutes will be rare unless I'm advertising a special or I've seen you before and you're "grandfancied." I want to lounge and luxuriate, enjoy an unhurried, stress-relieving encounter with plenty of exploratory kissing and caressing, fore-and-after-play, pillow talk and mattress giggling. My current rates reflect my desire to take my time and actually appreciate a lingering lusty liaison, one that is as much about convivial companionship as it is about candid carnality, a true GFE.

FANCIFUL FUN FESTS, INCALL & OUTCALL:

NAUGHTY NINETY -- $275!
A tactile tarriance of 90 minutes, my intimate introductory interlude. Now remember, you're just paying for "Irish recreational therapy," but ALL of my consultations include FREE Jameson Irish Whiskey, FREE MPCFS, FREE DFK, FREE DATY, FREE BBBJ with CIM and/or COB, and FREE MSOG! You'll leave refreshed and drained of tension.

PATH TO PASSION PACKAGE -- $350!
A lighthearted, leisurely approach approximating a "real" date! We can start out with relaxing drinks at a nearby restaurant bar or pub, or beverages and conversation at a local coffeehouse, or dally after a delectable lunch, or even enjoy a CHICK & A FLICK, nuzzling and necking to the flickering light of a dark movie theater like teenagers, soda pop, popcorn, the silver screen, followed by 2 hours in private to "pop" in our own sin-ematic play! We could have ice cream and shoot pool before you shoot and I scream! Book me for a bookstore brunch and fondling in the stacks! Mutual meandering of the Natural History Museum before I admire your bone! Imaginative possibilities are endless, but we can also keep our frisky fraternization entirely BCD, behind closed doors, if you so desire. (Public time on my dime as agreed by discussion beforehand, but please add $50 for each hour of naked romping in excess of the 2 hours included.) I will also consider risque road trips to more outlying reaches -- Brenham, Bryan/College Station, Madisonville, Lake Jackson, Galveston, even Lake Charles -- for this rate plus a gas allowance. (May also depend upon access to reasonable lodging if I must host.)

DECADENT DINNER -- $500.
A CLOCK-FREE combo of public and pubic time focused on an evening event and/or meal, but if you don't want to get all gussied up for a restaurant, our visit can be completely casual enjoying DVDs, Jameson, and pizza naked in bed!

Opera? Ballet? Symphony? Rock concert? Office party? The big game? Pub crawl? High school reunion? Monster truck rally? WWF Smackdown? I'm the solution to your social sidekick dilemma, a pleasant partner on your arm for occasions out, but the rewarding treat you save to enjoy all to yourself later.

This option also available for distant destinations as mentioned in my Path to Passion Package above, up to Dallas and down to Corpus, although a $100 advance deposit via Paypal may be required from gentleman I'm unfamiliar with.

If you're just seeking a friend and not a lover to accompany you to various activities, ask about my non-BCD cordial camaraderie rates.

DUAL DAMSEL DELIGHTS!! Thrills, chills, fantasies fulfilled! Dynamic doubles doable with ECCIE providers Adventuress4U (see photo above on my Fancy-heeled sheets), and touring DallasRain. If you really want an unforgettable sexploit, book all THREE of us at the same time, a roller coaster ride better known as the THREE LUSTKETEERS! Incall or outcall, and I will match rates with the other ladies, as well as indulge more abbreviated sessions and amend my stated age limit by a few years.

>>>>> CHRONOLOGICALLY-CHALLENGED? Grin and chuckle. While I am flattered and thank young lads who express an admiration for mature ladies like myself, I am, after all, a risque-ripened 57 years old, and therefore most comfortable consorting with gentlemen who have trod the sod for at least 4 & 1/2 decades. We simply have more in common socially, culturally, and physically. (And like aged Jameson, a few years enhances appreciation.) Sin-sationally sexy senior sensualists are warmly, wetly welcome! <<<<<

FANCIFUL AVAILABILITY & SERVICE ZONE: Generally I'm accessible for antics noon through 9 p.m. Tuesday-Saturday with the aforementioned 24-hour advance consideration to North Houston, Conroe, Humble, Huntsville, Kingwood, Magnolia, Montgomery, Plantersville, Porter, Spring, The Woodlands, Tomball, Willis, and any locale within those geographic boundaries. An extra enticement may be required for me to dare the demolition derby freeway system outside of the above, depending upon the type of appointment requested. As alluded to earlier, I offer incall in the Spring vicinity by reserving a suite by the night at a discreet mainstream motel/hotel, NEVER a "no-tell," but therefore, meeting prior to standard 2 p.m. check-in cannot be guaranteed. (So if you can host, that gives us more flexibility!) Please be advised that booking same-day appointments can be prohibitively daunting due to the distance I must traverse.

I love road trips and taking in the wonders of the world, so if I'm not previously engaged, I'm available to venture anywhere in Texas or beyond on a magic carpet after we negotiate the incentive. Have passport, will travel!

Equally entertaining in or out of the boudoir, I embody the title of "escort." I often accompany gentlemen on vacations and excursions (dining, the theater, music venues, sporting events, galleries, casinos, the beach, theme parks, nature walks, swap meets and antiquing, fairs and festivals), and plan "adventures" to attractions far and wide. There are many diversions we can enjoy in the Houston area and throughout the Lone Star State, so feel free to contact me and I'll arrange a "Fancy Fantasy Fling" for us. I especially love wickedly wenching in boob-boosting costume 'round the Texas Renaissance Festival, Sherwood Forest Faire, and Scarborough. All public outings include private time, too, naturally.

OFF LIMITS, PERIOD: For safety's sake, and to cut down on wasted communication time for us both, please peruse the following with my appreciation in advance:
1.) Health-protecting precautions are enforced, so if you send me a message asking for BBFS, I won't even bother to reply. Yes, we will COVER that submersible prior to full spelunking of the moist Irish sea cave, although I do enjoy a tasty oral treat on a stick without a wrapper.
2.) I'm a Gaelic gal, not a Greek one. My pale paddy passage is a one-way, no-parking, no-loading, no-loitering, exit-only zone, and so is YOURS, in my view. Choose another lady, please, for prostrate and anal play, but my bodily amusement park features 2 other gates of admission.
3.) I don't mind handing a gent MY camera if he wants to role play photographer and model, and I might, at my discretion, share a titillating snapshot or two with him afterward (and on my Showcase, as I've done above), but NO X-rated photos will leave my control, and I am NOT video-friendly.
4.) I may be an older lady of statuesque proportions and bold demeanor, but that doesn't mean I'm into either "mommy" fantasies or BDSM. Strictly vanilla GFE here, but that still leaves us a delicious boudoir buffet to sample!
5.) Lastly, if your fingers are going to be exploring delicate areas, be sure that your nails are clean, trimmed, smooth, and be gentle. You aren't plunging a clogged sink, ya know. Also, please remember that cleanliness is next to "Oh, GOD-liness!" Good hygiene is appreciated, and a quick shower and mouthwash rinse upon arrival doesn't count off your time with me. Toiletries provided.

CANCELLATION POLICY: I realize that life gets in the way and unavoidable things happen, so just let me know ASAP, please, and we'll reschedule when convenient. However, if I have already left the faraway Irish Chihuahua Refuge in transit to your location, or if I have checked in at my inn of sin and paid the room at your behest, there will be a $100 cancellation fee. Paypal is very convenient for transfer.

I look forward to polishing your shillelagh and kissing your Blarney Stones!

Likes ...to smile, laugh, touch, kiss, tease, and please; to travel & enjoy new experiences. Dislikes I'm allergic to bigotry, impatience, arrogance, bad hygiene, and strawberries. Hobbies Too many to list! I find everything interesting in its own way. Favorite Food(s) Most of them! Steak and spud gal over sushi, however. Favorite Beverages Jameson, Bushmills, & Tyrconnell Irish Whiskeys; Celtic Honey; Bailey's Irish Cream; U'luvka Vodka; Chairman's Reserve St. Lucian Rum. Favorite Flower Hibiscus. Favorite Perfume Jovan Musk for Women. Favorite Color You have to ask? Emerald green, of course! Favorite Animal Chihuahua! Dragon! Dragon chihuahuas? Favorite Music Pop & rock with a good beat, or something to set a romantic, relaxing mood. Favorite Holiday St. Paddy's Day absolutely, followed by Halloween for sweet tricks & treats, then Christmas so you can unwrap my box. Preferred Gifts Liquor; jewelry; toys; something for my wee woofs; any sort of Celtic decor; flowers and plants; whatever a fellow is kind enough to present me with. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

Sometimes, being anal pays off...... jk Originally Posted by TryWeakly

But I don't do Greek!

Globehacker deserves a shot of Irish whiskey and a few licks from the chihuahua pack.

Well done.

Globehacker deserves a shot of Irish whiskey and a few licks from the chihuahua pack.

Well done. Originally Posted by Slitlikr

Yes... definitely.

GOOD GOD, man, where did you find this?????? The post immediately prior IS, indeed, my most recent ECCIE Showcase Bio. I......
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Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

Well I had it within 24 hours but I wanted to wait for all the fun comments...and see you sweat a wee bit.

My hobby attorney and part time private investigator maintain a "hater file" for me and keep track of all the appropriate trick pages and whore showcases along with the corresponding RL information.

Of course, .....Fancy qualifies as file worthy.

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Thank you ....., especially GlobeSpotter for resurrecting my dead decadent dissertation!!! I am very grateful. GS is DA MAN!
Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

Globehacker deserves a shot of Irish whiskey and a few licks from the chihuahua pack.

Well done. Originally Posted by Slitlikr

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WOW, GS, I'm impressed. Good job, sir! I'll be PMing you.

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

Not so fast. No special licks needed. I know what he is suggesting.

When I want to fuck a middle-aged, pasty-skinned red-haired woman with big tits and carrot orange pussy hair,....I just fuck the SO for the five-thousandth and something time.

Fancy should've saved a copy of that novel on her Personal Notepad, found in her User CP.