What odd phrases have you heard while in a session

Dude.... not too long ago I set up a session and on the day of was asked if she could bring her "girlfriend" along.... I say sure and at one point I am giving it to her "girlfriend" and she is laying next to us all hot and demands that I finger her pussy.... No probs.... o I start with one, then get two in there and she is really getting off on this and so I start hammering them in and out super fast trying to make her squirt, which she does and has a earth shattering orgasm, squirting everywhere.... Well she finally comes back down, looks at the mess she made, then she looks over at her "girlfriend" and tells her "OMG, I think he broke it"