I am hurting my gf

Thanks Prowordsmith. I think I am just at the right place at the right time or at the wrong place at the right time, not sure which. Her husband called me, today. Now, things are starting to turn in the wrong direction. Either way, keeping my Emily to hang with. Sometimes, things are going great, and sometimes not so great. Right now, I have a lot of cookies and an upset husband. Actually, this is the best week of my year, in a lot of ways.

It really must be tough to be you...
Let's see if I can sum all this up for you Oneman....
You are:
1. Devastatingly handsome
2. A sexual dynamo
3. Blessed with the stamina of Pamplona bull
4. Completely irresistible to women (particularly if they are REAL young)
5. Entirely well-mannered
6. Shy. completely altruistic
7. Generous to a fault
8. Can't get enough of yourself...how could you when all women lust after you
9. God's gift to womankind

Did I miss anything...kinda hard to tell trying looking around that enormous ego of yours.
You're disgusting, Originally Posted by Prowordsmith

flinde & I got a little nervous reading this...

Thanks Prowordsmith. I think I am just at the right place at the right time or at the wrong place at the right time, not sure which. Her husband called me, today. Now, things are starting to turn in the wrong direction. Either way, keeping my Emily to hang with. Sometimes, things are going great, and sometimes not so great. Right now, I have a lot of cookies and an upset husband. Actually, this is the best week of my year, in a lot of ways. Originally Posted by oneman

oneman,

It is hard to believe with all of your boasting, that you are actually looking for advice. I asked you if she has the same pain when you use fingers. You never responded.

We read all of your posts and tried to help. When you don't respond to our suggestions and questions, we can't help but wonder if you are actually looking for insight here.

You have to understand, narrating your non hobby related exploits is kind of wasting peoples time.