What is the kinkiest session you ever experienced?

Mine, hands down was "Stella Dearborn"...enuff said. Originally Posted by DarthMaul

Stella could definitely bring it. My kinkiest hobby session was a double with her and Courtney Love. It involved some school girl discipline role play.

As a civilian it was at a Swingers club with the SO not so long ago.
I know it's going to sound like Dear Penthouse but here goes.

We had been talking to a couple for an hour or so. We all decided to go take a look around in the back.

One room had a St. Andrews cross and this really good looking 40 something lady, who we had spoken with earlier, was tied to it face out, totally naked, nothing but a sheer hanky covering her eyes.

The guy we were with asked her husband if we could touch her. He said "do whatever you want". All four of us took turns sucking her tits and fingering her dripping wet pussy. My SO commented on how hot it was. She likes being tied up and dominated so I knew it really turned her on.

We left the room to give other people a chance to play with her and go hang out by the voyeur room for a little while. The SO made her way in front of the other guy and the other gal is standing next to me. Next thing I know the SO reaches back to squeeze my hand (A signal between us) and then lets go so she can rub his cock as she leans back into him. He spins her around and they start making out. By this time his wife and I both know where this is headed and have made moves on each other as well so we get into some heavy making out.

After a while we notice the room with the X is open so we make a dash. My SO and his wife are both on their knees before the door closes good. After a while of them giving us head I hear my SO tell the other guy she wants to be tied up too. She stands up, takes everything off(there wasn't much) but the stilettos and walks up to the X facing it and he cuffs her in. I watch him flog her ass, kiss her all over, finger her and then fuck her all while his wife is also watching and edging me me at the same time with some incredible head.

The guy unties her and she lays on the bed while he fucks her missionary, the other gal is rubbing her clit and sucking her tits and I'm face fucking her. We finally pair off for a full swap finish on the big bed.

Not only the kinkiest but the best swinger memory...so far.

^^hawt..
i must be old fashioned. i could never watch another guy fuck my ex while we were dating.

I'm not getting into y'alls tiff, but I did see pxmcc pics of his session. I'd have to say he is telling the truth here.

Read my first review on Kinkycaramel337.
I got y'all all beat.

I'm not getting into y'alls tiff, but I did see pxmcc pics of his session. I'd have to say he is telling the truth here. Originally Posted by TxAggie

I'm gonna go ahead and side with tb2u. You come outta nowhere to vouch with no reviews. Thanks but no thanks. ;-)

I'm gonna go ahead and side with tb2u. You come outta nowhere to vouch with no reviews. Thanks but no thanks. ;-) Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

As a valued poster, I guess you can't read any of my 51 reviews-or more to the point, look at my session pics-can you. that's too bad for you; it's some Penthouse grade shit, but better written.

but i could give exactly 2 fucks about your opinion in any case. tbone can come back on here and call bs again, but he won't, will he. or maybe he will, though he didn't have the kahunas to see the session pics for himself and make up his own mind, and look stupid in the process.

really this whole digression is a thread hijack and some points should be handed out. hopefully they will be. how bout some more stories of bedroom mayhem. i am here to be entertained, no more nor less.

px.....I wouldn't give a rat's fuck about anything about you. You're a blowhard and a bullshit artist.
But this thread has already had one warning about staying on topic.
I suggest we keep it on topic.

^^good advice sir..

As a valued poster, I guess you can't read any of my 51 reviews-or more to the point, look at my session pics-can you. that's too bad for you; it's some Penthouse grade shit, but better written.

but i could give exactly 2 fucks about your opinion in any case. tbone can come back on here and call bs again, but he won't, will he. or maybe he will, though he didn't have the kahunas to see the session pics for himself and make up his own mind, and look stupid in the process.

really this whole digression is a thread hijack and some points should be handed out. hopefully they will be. how bout some more stories of bedroom mayhem. i am here to be entertained, no more nor less. Originally Posted by pxmcc

I can easily write a review or get premium access if I so desired to read anything extra. None of that stuff from any of you fellas is read worthy to me. It's all just fanciful stories with visions of granduer but if wasting your time writing up such stories make your heart rejoice then go ahead and shout your joyful noise. ;-)

And kinkiest session was with my ex hobby wife. She was like the Floyd Mayweather of Boxing. The Best Ever. Till this day she's unmatched. ;-)

^^now you're talking. so, let's hear it..

No I keep things pretty clean and standard. I like kink but not filth...and even with kink I'm careful. Last kink / fetish i had involved a mother that had just given birth. She was producing titty milk. I wanted to try some but before I could even begin her tits started leaking all over me dam near pouring out I didn't like that because I wanted to control the flow. And as I went to suck her nipples her tits felt like a mix between a hard potato and hard boiled egg. It just turned me off. I'm still traumatized by that event. Maybe I'll try again one day but ain't feeling it right now. Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

I recall a night decades ago when three teenage guys hit a T-road club for the 1st time. The following morning my buddy awoke to milk residue on his glasses. I had to tell him what had happened. She was on stage and she hit him from 4 ft away. YES, he drove home that night...

Stella could definitely bring it. My kinkiest hobby session was a double with her and Courtney Love. It involved some school girl discipline role play.

As a civilian it was at a Swingers club with the SO not so long ago.
I know it's going to sound like Dear Penthouse but here goes.

We had been talking to a couple for an hour or so. We all decided to go take a look around in the back.

One room had a St. Andrews cross and this really good looking 40 something lady, who we had spoken with earlier, was tied to it face out, totally naked, nothing but a sheer hanky covering her eyes.

The guy we were with asked her husband if we could touch her. He said "do whatever you want". All four of us took turns sucking her tits and fingering her dripping wet pussy. My SO commented on how hot it was. She likes being tied up and dominated so I knew it really turned her on.

We left the room to give other people a chance to play with her and go hang out by the voyeur room for a little while. The SO made her way in front of the other guy and the other gal is standing next to me. Next thing I know the SO reaches back to squeeze my hand (A signal between us) and then lets go so she can rub his cock as she leans back into him. He spins her around and they start making out. By this time his wife and I both know where this is headed and have made moves on each other as well so we get into some heavy making out.

After a while we notice the room with the X is open so we make a dash. My SO and his wife are both on their knees before the door closes good. After a while of them giving us head I hear my SO tell the other guy she wants to be tied up too. She stands up, takes everything off(there wasn't much) but the stilettos and walks up to the X facing it and he cuffs her in. I watch him flog her ass, kiss her all over, finger her and then fuck her all while his wife is also watching and edging me me at the same time with some incredible head.

The guy unties her and she lays on the bed while he fucks her missionary, the other gal is rubbing her clit and sucking her tits and I'm face fucking her. We finally pair off for a full swap finish on the big bed.

Not only the kinkiest but the best swinger memory...so far. Originally Posted by boardman

Now that's what the fuck that this thread is about.....






You guys who like bickering back and forth....once again...DON'T! When you get pointed don't start try to start defending yourself with what someone else said.

It wasn't all that "kinky" by some standards but I managed to get on a hot streak a while back before Craigslist shut down the ads. Simple ad really, just looking for some discreet action on the side.

Got a response from a late 40's married lady who was seeing someone on the side and she wanted another guy for DP. We met for lunch and I was blown away by her looks. While she was still pretty her face had a bit of age but the body showed evidence of 5 days a week in the gym and regular yoga routines. She had a very well done set of bolt ons. Her old man was loaded but older. This was a Bunker Hill kind of gal. Designer clothes, She drove her 911 to lunch...said it was her fun car.
We set something up for later in the week. Got a message that her BF couldn't make it but she was still available and it might be a good idea if just the two of us fucked the first time anyway. Well, OK!

She shows up at Patel's in the 911. I told her that for any subsequent meetings she might think about something a little more low key(she started driving her Audi) Anyway, She was balls to the wall, very submissive, all holes open, loved to be dominated and abused even more than I was comfortable with. Did MFM with her a couple of times. She loved DP in any way you can imagine. Never got around to double anal, I'm not sure she could have handled that but she probably would have tried.

After a few meetings I pull another gal from the same ad. We set up a meeting and I can't make it last minute because my office employee doesn't show up that morning. I tell her and she says she'll just come by my office for a meet and greet. This gal is late 30's tall, nice body, long wavy hair, great smile. Not a knockout by any means but a good looking milf. Tall about 5'8" maybe 160 or so. She's looking for something on the side and is even interested in threesomes both MFM and FMF. I had told her about the other gal and her boyfriend so she was even interested in a foursome.
She comes by the office and within about 20 minutes we're making out and she's pulling my cock out. Gives me a BJ right there in my office.

I see gal 1 and 2 once every couple weeks for a while and finally set up the foursome. Gal 1 tells me the morning of that BF can't make it but she's still down for a threesome. Gal 2 is cool so we're still on. Keep in mind these two have never met. They have seen pictures of each other and there was mutual attraction.

I stop by a Katz's on the way, buy a butt plug, a vibrator, box of condoms and lube and get to the room about the same time gal 1 does. (BTW Hotel Bella has a day rate and will allow three or even 4 to a room if you get two double beds. Small upcharge, like $5 apiece for 3rd and 4th person.) Gal 2 is running about 20 minutes late so I'm getting a BJ for about 1/2 that just killing time.
Gal 2 shows up, introductions are made. Next thing I now these two gals are undressing each other and the next little while it's full girl on girl while I just sit back and let them get themselves worked up. They invite me in and it starts with a Double BJ and then gal 2 says she needs some dick. I'm half sitting half laying on the bed, back against the headboard and she kind of crawls her way slowly up my body and gets herself into position. She reaches back to insert me and I tell her no, let gal 1 do it. She cums before I can get fully into her and keeps riding. I slide down so gal 1 can sit on my face. After that toys come out and there are several condom changes. Gal 2 wants to see me fuck gal 1 in the ass and rubs another one out as she watches that. The whole session goes on for about 2 hours.

I saw them each separately a few times after, gal 1 has since found another guy that is into the all the ropes and shit and has a lot more time for her but he's not into threesomes, at least not with me. I think he was concerned about the relationship we had so she distanced herself.

Gal 2 went through a divorce and a job change. She was a Home care nurse and could make time. The position change made her time much more limited and the divorce spooked her into not fooling around. It was fun while it lasted though. It's all good because the SO has filled the void nicely.

The last time I saw gal 1 was a lunchtime outing to Smoochies. She wanted to check it out. I fucked her while a bunch of creeps watched and jacked off. She kept asking me what I wanted her to do, if I wanted her to fuck some of them but they actually creeped me out a little too much to let her do it. They kept moving in closer and closer till I had to bark at them to back off. As we walked out she asks "Did you guys enjoy the show?" They started whistling and clapping. LOL

Dammit! ^^^^^^^
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