39 Days Till Christmas Are You Ready?

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was that the pool boy again? you keep sneeking him in here after you blind fold my eyes shut.... I thought I smelled chlorine at some point. You know I can't stand the servants. Originally Posted by Anita Lay
Opps there goes another pool boy! I told Rico to take a shower not just jump in the pool! Its hard to find good help these days!
I'm a fucking moron. I should have just left 8 maids a' milking as the real lyric... (I think it's 8, right?)... because it TOTALLY makes sense in context.

<---- failsauce
Sketchy.. we are at 1o
u do 11
Sketchy.. we are at 1o
u do 11 Originally Posted by Anita Lay
I did 8... that's why I'm failing... there was such a better 8. I missed my calling.
do 11 sketchy.. me and SL want you tooo
pyramider's Avatar
Probably just the language barrier.
do 11 sketchy.. me and SL want you tooo Originally Posted by Anita Lay
Nah. I'm a thread hog as it is. Let's let someone that has something sexxy they need to vent do it!!
pyramider,, you go..
u can SEE very clearly ...
what is for breakfast SL?
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On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,10 tablespoons of cum sauce, Nine BBBJ's, Eight not to good Pornos, Seven sisters sucking, Six sexy cum swilling sluts, Five provider orgasms, Four dicks ah swinging, three providers fucking, two love gloves, one HJ and a partridge in a pear tree.


Eleven is a LAS VEGAS NUMBER HUMMMMMMMMMM
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on the 11th day of xmas my still looking gave to me -Eleven ladies licking, 10 tablespoons of cum sauce, Nine BBBJ's, Eight not to good Pornos, Seven sisters sucking, Six sexy cum swilling sluts, Five provider orgasms, Four dicks ah swinging, three providers fucking, two love gloves, one HJ and
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on the 12th day of xmas my squeeze gave to me -Twelve midgets wrestling, Eleven ladies licking, 10 tablespoons of cum sauce, Nine BBBJ's, Eight not to good Pornos, Seven sisters sucking, Six sexy cum swilling sluts, Five provider orgasms, Four dicks ah swinging, three providers fucking, two love gloves, one HJ and a dead bird in a pear tree.
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On the 13th day of xmas my ATF gave to me -13 suttering phone sex girls,Twelve midgets wrestling, Eleven ladies licking, 10 tablespoons of cum sauce, Nine BBBJ's, Eight not to good Pornos, Seven sisters sucking, Six sexy cum swilling sluts, Five provider orgasms, Four dicks ah swinging, three providers fucking, two love gloves, one HJ and a dead bird in a pear tree.

Ever called a phone sex line? I got a gal that stuttered. Cost me over $600 to have her tell me she wanted to fua,fua,fua,fua,fua,fua,fua, fua, fua, fua fuck me! LOL

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Burk--I would so love "to fuck you up"....maybe you can slide down my chimney in New orleans for Christmas??? lol
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I always get so nice this time of year...no really I DO! I am even going to offer some Christmas specials starting with my trip to Houston lol.
burkalini's Avatar
On the 13th day of xmas my ATF gave to me -13 suttering phone sex girls,Twelve midgets wrestling, Eleven ladies licking, 10 tablespoons of cum sauce, Nine BBBJ's, Eight not to good Pornos, Seven sisters sucking, Six sexy cum swilling sluts, Five provider orgasms, Four dicks ah swinging, three providers fucking, two love gloves, one HJ and a dead bird in a pear tree.

Ever called a phone sex line? I got a gal that stuttered. Cost me over $600 to have her tell me she wanted to fua,fua,fua,fua,fua,fua,fua, fua, fua, fua fuck me! LOL
Originally Posted by Still Looking
Only twelve days you dum mutha. lol Im met that gal though. I got her to studder while giving me a bj . It felt great. Life is short always recognize someones assets