Current Bucket List

Loving all the ideas. A mini gang bang sounds so cute right now. Two experiences I'd love to try in the right contexts are an anal hook and suspension bondage.

Loving all the ideas. A mini gang bang sounds so cute right now. Originally Posted by Lena Duvall

Lena, you are talking about you and a bunch of "little peope" right? Add a willy wonka costume, a chocolate river and some orange body paint and you could sell that!

Hey Victoria! Thanks to you, I've checked a number of items off my bucket list. Somehow, the list keeps growing.

A couple of bucket list items include group sex, orgy, public sex.

I'm not into the midget thing, but who's to judge.

Hope to see you soon. TTL

Ikr?! After being a bonafide pervert for so long, one has to reach for new ideas, lols. Hence the midget fantasy I currently have, hahaha. Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston

I'm 4'9" Victoria... do I qualify for your fantasy? ;-)

I'm 4'9" Victoria... do I qualify for your fantasy? ;-) Originally Posted by delvis0206

Thank you for making me go look this up, lols.

The LPA (Little People of America) define any adult person at the height of 4'10" or shorter as qualifying as a dwarf. (Link for anyone interested.)

However, I think there is a difference between just being really short and actually having a genetic condition that causes Dwarfism. I would have to meet you to decide if you fit the criteria.

Hey Victoria! Thanks to you, I've checked a number of items off my bucket list. Somehow, the list keeps growing.

A couple of bucket list items include group sex, orgy, public sex.

I'm not into the midget thing, but who's to judge.

Hope to see you soon. TTL Originally Posted by timetolive

Awwwwe! This warms my heart. I am glad I have been able to aid you in such.

Thank you for making me go look this up, lols.

The LPA (Little People of America) define any adult person at the height of 4'10" or shorter as qualifying as a dwarf. (Link for anyone interested.)

However, I think there is a difference between just being really short and actually having a genetic condition that causes Dwarfism. I would have to meet you to decide if you fit the criteria. Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston

I actually do have a form of dwarfism-- not the most common type, Achondroplasia (which is why I'm a little taller than the typical 'midget' aka Tyrion Lannister)-- but I am a member of LPA. ;-) Maybe one day we can meet and you can see what you think. :-)

I actually do have a form of dwarfism-- not the most common type, Achondroplasia (which is why I'm a little taller than the typical 'midget' aka Tyrion Lannister)-- but I am a member of LPA. ;-) Maybe one day we can meet and you can see what you think. :-) Originally Posted by delvis0206

Holy shit!!! Yes, yes, yes, yes!!!!

My bucket list:
A woman who will make love to me because she wants me, not my money.

a mini orgy would be awesome. DP, cum swapping and all that!!!

Victoria.....I can oblige with the old grampa part. I won't even charge.

Seems like the midget thing is more common of a fantasy than I thought....pervs. Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston

For starters...
I want to watch Chlorine have his way with a midget.

I'm 4'9" Victoria... do I qualify for your fantasy? ;-) Originally Posted by delvis0206

Hey Delvis....please, please, please do her using a bucket:

"
During a recent court case a midget was charged with raping a six foot
woman. The judge asked that the woman and the midget be stood side by
side. After studying the different height of the subjects and the
difference in height of the respective genitalia the judge proclaims
"You know I fail to see how this offence could have occured?"

The woman explains "He used a bucket your honour!"

Requesting that a bucket be brought into court he again asks that the
woman and the midget be stood side by side. Only this time with the
midget standing on the bucket.

Again the judge looks at the disparity in height.

The judge remarks "I really cannot give credence to this charge. Case
dismissed!"

Having a celebratory drink with his defence lawyer in a nearby bar the
midget proudly explains "You know that judge is an asshole. I did not
stand on the bucket - I put it over her head and swung on the handle!"

I'm average height but, even so, whenever in the past some exceptionally tall escort made home delivery to my compound I always had a bucket at the ready. But so far...no luck. Mess up her hair, I suppose.

Hey, it's a bucket list, right?

For starters...
I want to watch Chlorine have his way with a midget.
Originally Posted by Italia DiBella

But then again, wouldn't it also be fun to watch the midget have h** way with Chlorine? js....

Victoria.....I can oblige with the old grampa part. Originally Posted by tbone2u

Did you not read the "sexy" part?

Do a grandpa. (Must be 70+ but sexy af.) Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston