Eating out on a date????????????????

Some young cock! thats what im talking about!

lol Caroline....you are one helluva woman!!!!


I just had a good f&*k too....lol{he was 30!!!!!} Originally Posted by DallasRain

I like to go out first looking great and have a nice date then go back and get busy.

last time I did an overnight, the client took me to Smith&Wol. I'm not much of a steak eater so I ordered lobster.

NEVER again will I ever eat before play time! Later, he was on top of me and hitting on my tummy so much, I had to FART! I didn't though. I would never do something like that...but can you imagine the TORTURE of having to fart, holding it in all night?

ya better not be laughing bc that was not funny! na-uh... i was sweating beads hoping i wouldn't...

last time I did an overnight, the client took me to Smith&Wol. I'm not much of a steak eater so I ordered lobster.

NEVER again will I ever eat before play time! Later, he was on top of me and hitting on my tummy so much, I had to FART! I didn't though. I would never do something like that...but can you imagine the TORTURE of having to fart, holding it in all night?

ya better not be laughing bc that was not funny! na-uh... i was sweating beads hoping i wouldn't... Originally Posted by caroline!

You should have just let it rrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiipppppppp for a good 10 seconds.....As long as he's tagging some poonanny he wouldn't have cared much (unless of course the fart comes along with a malodorous odor behind it----lol).....

[Big C]I love Mexican food also.....Now how can you love Mexican food but not like lettuce, tomatoes, and onions.....Pretty much everything the make consists of those ingredients.....Yeah, maybe it's not a good idea to take you out so we'll just have pizza delivered and stay in and fuck all night long .....[/quote]


They probably hate me, I say "Hold the lettuce, tomatoes and onions.. or else you will feel my wrath!!!" lol

We can get the pizza only if you promise to help me scrap off the tomatoe paste.... then we can get down and dirty...

Don't let Julie fool ya..... she certainly likes eating meat!

And looks perty phuckin hott, doin' it! Originally Posted by MrGiz

Touche`

last time I did an overnight, the client took me to Smith&Wol. I'm not much of a steak eater so I ordered lobster.

NEVER again will I ever eat before play time! Later, he was on top of me and hitting on my tummy so much, I had to FART! I didn't though. I would never do something like that...but can you imagine the TORTURE of having to fart, holding it in all night?

ya better not be laughing bc that was not funny! na-uh... i was sweating beads hoping i wouldn't... Originally Posted by caroline!

held in your fart? you should have let it rip and it wouldn't inconvenience you..

Big C, I swear up make me LAUGH! and No Dilbert, I could never let it rip.

Well, laughter is always the 2nd best medicine (and I'm sure I don't have to tell ya what's the best medicine ).....

hmmmmmmmmmm pizza??? I have had a date in albuquerque where we ordered pizza delivery...I would be butt ass nekkid....the client would hide on the patio behind the curtain peeking out...then I gave the pizza guy a hj ....wooohooooo!!!!!

We can get the pizza only if you promise to help me scrap off the tomatoe paste.... then we can get down and dirty... Originally Posted by LAVixian

What say we spread the tomato paste all over you and then I clean you up before we get down and dirty .....Or let's just order Chinese instead.....lol

hmmmmmmmmmm pizza??? I have had a date in albuquerque where we ordered pizza delivery...I would be butt ass nekkid....the client would hide on the patio behind the curtain peeking out...then I gave the pizza guy a hj ....wooohooooo!!!!! Originally Posted by DallasRain

I've had several times where my date would give the pizza delivery guy a show as I'd tell her to answer the door in her b'day suit so we could see the guy's jaw drop.....There are plenty of pizza delivery guys in NOLA and Big D that have been glad they made that delivery on those nights and I'm sure they had some stories to tell when they got back.....lol

lol---that is so ironic...I am in austin Tx and ordering pizza...!!!!

Big C , you can clean off anything you want...

Italian and French are my faves, but I also appreciate Thai and good Seafood. Commander's Palace, Impastatos, Vincents, Ralphs on the Park, Delmonicos, Dragos, Smith and Wolinski, Antoines, and Siamese Thai seem to be the best choices for all around great cuisine here. I also like The original New Orleans Copelands, and Acme Oyster House for casual dining.

I prefer to play first and have dinner afterwards. Don't need to hear the sound of stomachs making noises and food makes most people bloated and tired. I like to get all messed up first, then get dressed and relax over a leisure dinner. Originally Posted by London Rayne

You're a woman after my own heart. We'll have to do gossip over cocktails and do dinner.

Had a terrible rebound hook up with a waiter from Vincents like a year and a half ago. Haha, worst sex I've ever had with a predictably boring, big-dicked boy. It's the only time I've ever obviously faked an orgasm, so he'd just leave. He was so dumb that I couldn't actually believe he was attending Tulane.. Ah, frat boys-- better just for viewing with their shirts off with their wrap arounds playing a sweaty game of touch football.-- I couldn't go back to eat their for the longest time, fearing that I would run into him. I didn't even want to entertain his conversation!!


I looovvvve doing four hour dates, especially if that man can handle my candid sense of humor. Those that mesh make the evening fun and playful. And, who doesn't love eating with a distinguished gentleman?

You're a woman after my own heart. We'll have to do gossip over cocktails and do dinner.

Had a terrible rebound hook up with a waiter from Vincents like a year and a half ago. Haha, worst sex I've ever had with a predictably boring, big-dicked boy. It's the only time I've ever obviously faked an orgasm, so he'd just leave. He was so dumb that I couldn't actually believe he was attending Tulane.. Ah, frat boys-- better just for viewing with their shirts off with their wrap arounds playing a sweaty game of touch football.-- I couldn't go back to eat their for the longest time, fearing that I would run into him. I didn't even want to entertain his conversation!!


I looovvvve doing four hour dates, especially if that man can handle my candid sense of humor. Those that mesh make the evening fun and playful. And, who doesn't love eating with a distinguished gentleman? Originally Posted by Jacquie

I say we go back to Vincent's to see that waiter lol. You can pretend that you are now batting for the other team because he was so foul. Frat boys are useless, and even after they graduate they are forever holding on to the college days when the world looked up to them for how much beer they could drink from a stupid hat.

I would like to try a few other eateries this summer, like Myriel's, Mother's, and Cochon. From your eclectic personality and flare, I would love to take you to Jacquimo's. Forgive the spelling, but google and spell check are not my best friend unless I am actually being graded by people who already have a degree lol.

Had a 4 hour last night and had to be up at 5 grrrr. Luckily we just went to a greek place and all I had was hummus and a salad, or I would be hurting right now! Have a good day