The 5 Words No Hooker Wants To Hear

I drank all the scotch
1) "Don't tell your sister I came by. She gets so damn jealous."

2) "Is it cool if I do _______________? " (fill in the blank with any illegal substance).

3) "My name is Ty Steel"

4) "Is a check okay?"

5) "Plan A canceled on me so I thought I would call you."
CRISTY-CUPPS's Avatar
happened to me...
"Dad- Mom's Home !!!"
I had no idea a kid was downstairs...I hauled azz out the back door. forgot my coat too. whoops
I have the cops outside
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1) "Don't tell your sister I came by. She gets so damn jealous."

2) "Is it cool if I do _______________? " (fill in the blank with any illegal substance).

3) "My name is Ty Steel"

4) "Is a check okay?"

5) "Plan A canceled on me so I thought I would call you." Originally Posted by cpi3000

Those are funny but look at the fingers and thumb on your hand. That's five. lol
"turn right....(click).....turn left
geecue's Avatar
How about , What are you thinking about?
I'm in love with you! Originally Posted by ashwednesday666
Lmao! Good one
burkalini's Avatar
Can we do greek now?
Opps the condom broke inside...
  • Paven
  • 11-25-2010, 12:40 AM
Do you take food stamps?
I didn't mean to fart
Pay you the difference later
I thought it was free
Can I bring a friend?
You, up against the wall
Anything sharp in your pocket? pocket where?
This may hurt a bit
  • MrGiz
  • 11-25-2010, 11:41 PM
Oh Shit... You're My Cousin!!
Monkeypaw's Avatar
"You Have Just Been MonkeyPawed"

(Now hold up the sign for all of eccie to see)... LOL
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Check Is In The Mail
Oh Shit... You're My Cousin!! Originally Posted by MrGiz
Actually, isn't this cause for getting married in Arkansas???