Ok, think, Joe. "Dog" can be a slang term for an unattractive woman. It was a pun, a play on words. And actually, it was pretty funny. I don't mean to be condescending, that is, to talk down to you, but pay attention and notice where the fun is.
Eating a dog? College? Yeah, that's funny!
Now I know why nobody got my Michelle Obama comment. Lighten up, people! Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy
You're right, I missed the unattractive female pun. I thought you were going for the poverty aspect of college in your reference to eating dog. Truthfully, college pussy was pretty darn good. I've observed that humans get less attractive as they age. The likihood of eating "dog" increases with the aging process, maybe it's just me.