What did you get for Christmas?

CuteOldGuy - well, I think we probably need to take your temperature. Does anyone have a rectal thermometer? lol just kidding.

Those thermometers are so thin they fall right out of COG's well worn ass.
Also the salve he uses on his open sores make it very slippery.
Most Doctors have him on a NC/NS list and it is ok with the Govt as they would like to cancel his Medicare anyway.

Unless you like drool I would run away.