Hobbyist signature line....

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Pork skins are bad for you! Originally Posted by SensualSpecialist
They're high in protein and no carbs. That's not bad.
I'll agree, pussy is better.

Tell you what, take a photo with a pussy in your lap and I'll see what I can do.

Something like this
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Guest082318's Avatar
I think it's a great idea...
Dorian Gray's Avatar
What????
So you don't want to fuck me? Originally Posted by boardman
I think she heard your shots weren't up to date.
To fuck?
My standard rate is a six pack of Miller Lite and a big bag of pork skins.
If you promise to write a review I'll knock that 6 pack down to a 40 .Fetishes are extra. Originally Posted by boardman
Fuck that shit, SS. EA's got better rates & reviews to boot.
Beau Derierre's Avatar
Keep it simple... I will buy you a steak... if I feel attraction to fuck you..we can slip away....I love public sex..so don't be shy!
Dorian Gray's Avatar
Beau Derierre's Avatar
I think she heard your shots weren't up to date.

Fuck that shit, SS. EA's got better rates & reviews to boot. Originally Posted by Dorian Gray
Sorry there is something special about that cat. I have admired him for a while...
boardman's Avatar
SS you might be on to something here....but, I'm thincking I might just put my sig line up for auction.

Let me hear it now. I've got a steak and a maybe fuck. Hear we go bidders....PUSSY WOULDA BIDDA, PUSSY WHO DA BIDDA, CAN I GET A PUSSY, WHO GONNA BID NOW. PUSSY PUSSY PUSSSSSSYYYYYYY!
Beau Derierre's Avatar
SS you might be on to something here....but, I'm thincking I might just put my sig line up for auction.

Let me hear it now. I've got a steak and a maybe fuck. Hear we go bidders....PUSSY WOULDA BIDDA, PUSSY WHO DA BIDDA, CAN I GET A PUSSY, WHO GONNA BID NOW. PUSSY PUSSY PUSSSSSSYYYYYYY! Originally Posted by boardman
I will leave my offer at Perry's steakhouse...an a maybe fuck......
boardman's Avatar
I think she heard your shots weren't up to date.

Fuck that shit, SS. EA's got better rates & reviews to boot. Originally Posted by Dorian Gray
My reviews are better. Fuck that fat whore EA. He can't keep up with me...and why the fuck are you pimping for him DG? I thought we were cool an shit. I guess not. EA is your bottom bitch huh? Aight, be that way. I don't need you or EA. Fucking, high volume, low dollar, slutty little bitch cock blockers! My phone is ringing off the wall bitches.
Beau Derierre's Avatar
Final offer.. steak dinner..with a maybe fuck....
boardman's Avatar
I will leave my offer at Perry's steakhouse...an a maybe fuck...... Originally Posted by SensualSpecialist
WHO GONNA BID NOW? WE GOTTA HIGH VOLUME SIG LINE HERE, PUSSY WOULDA BIDDA, PUSSY WHO DA BIDDA, LETS HEAR IT LADIES, GIVIN UP DA PUSSY TO boardman. CMON, CMON LADIES, WHO DA GONNA BID NEX
Beau Derierre's Avatar
Oh well....where is DH?....maybe he will go for a steak dinner and a Bj....
boardman's Avatar
Oh well....where is DH?....maybe he will go for a steak dinner and a Bj.... Originally Posted by SensualSpecialist
Wait...Is that a guaranteed BJ.

DH's sig line is filled up anyway.
boardman's Avatar
Damn, you're an impatient hooktard. I'm working on the legal now
It might look something like this:

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Dorian Gray's Avatar
No one ever discussed how long you have to keep that sig line.
The Devil is in the details