Sex Related Injuries

I'm starting to think some of you young ladies need warning labels! Originally Posted by Still Looking

Some of the warning labels that I come with.....





I've had my fair share of sex related mis-haps too... bruises, scratches, bumps, strains, ripped clothing, broken furniture, etc.... Worst/best was probably the night I fell out of the bed mid-3some... came out of that night complete with all of the boo-boo's listed n then some lol... SOOOooo worth it though ;-)

I'm sure this one has caused an injury or two! I got dizzy staring at it! LOL

I once gave myself whiplash masturbating

Rug burns on the knees or lower back is the worst. But at that moment of time the pleasure outweighs the pain. The stinging starts when you get in the shower and the water hits it. Originally Posted by JasmineCummings

yep...forgot about the low back..and the shoulder/neck area (I'm flexible - I've got no idea how I managed it)

And guys - we are sorry we nearly break junior - it's not on purpose...He slides out sometimes and we are in the moment. (I guess I'm most guilty of this during RCG...probably why any type of CG is no longer a big favorite of mine any longer. Among other reasons. - phat ass and 36 inseams legs would be two others)

Just breath for a second and either flip us over or let us stick him back in and keep going. Your choice.

I once gave myself whiplash masturbating Originally Posted by VictoriaLyn

my kid is in the other room tryin to figure out why I'm laughing so hard.

I've had my ego bruised a few times....does that count??

Well, I at this very moment am suffering from a pulled groin. Lol. And let me just say IT FREAKING HURTS!! Oooooooh but I wouldn't trade the fun I had while obtaining it for anything!! Hot baths & muscle relaxers are a gal's best friend.

I once gave myself whiplash masturbating Originally Posted by VictoriaLyn

Some of the warning labels that I come with.....





I've had my fair share of sex related mis-haps too... bruises, scratches, bumps, strains, ripped clothing, broken furniture, etc.... Worst/best was probably the night I fell out of the bed mid-3some... came out of that night complete with all of the boo-boo's listed n then some lol... SOOOooo worth it though ;-) Originally Posted by juicyjenna

May cause swelling.... now thats funny! LOL

I got a cramp in my leg once, I tried to keep going but the pain went from my calf muscle straight up the back of my leg. I pulled out and fell flat on the bed gripping my leg, the girl I was with was cool though she massaged it out although she was laughing the whole time !

I am scared to death to give a guy head in a moving vehicle because I fear their leg might spaz out hit the gas or brakes suddenly and then get in a crash and they find my dead body squished between the driver and the driver wheel and a dick in my mouth. I can't control how I will die but I promise I will not be going out that way lol. Originally Posted by SkylarCruzWantsYou

LMAO!!!

I've had my ego bruised a few times....does that count?? Originally Posted by Ed Highlight

Awww baby let me make it better

back pain is a common pain carpet burns too..