Why do the Providers have a NCA Policy?

boardman's Avatar
Why wouldn't they want to see cats? That's all I'm saying. They'll see others.
Most of us don't usually buy pussy cuz we have it thrown at us most of the time just because of who we are and the rep we have for making sweet love.
There are just some of us out there that don't want all the emotional entanglements or don't want to be used just because we are hung like a douche bag so we pay for the provider to come and go. So why not see us, our money is two colored just like every one else. It's not some fucked up counterfeit calico looking money.

You people have got to get with the program. This is 2011. Ailurophopia in the 13th century was a main cause of the plague that decimated Europe in the 14th century. That kind of stupid thinking shouldn't be going on today. We should be revered like we were by the ancient Egytptians not treated like the second class.
*dead* Ya'll are a trip.
pyramider's Avatar
All cats should be medical labs.
Still Looking's Avatar
*dead* Ya'll are a trip. Originally Posted by Liliana
You don't know the half of it! LOL
Oh my god. This was one of the best threads I've read in a long time hahahaha, good laugh!!!!!!!
Denver Broncos's Avatar
Do they mean AA for alcoholics Association?
pyramider's Avatar
No its NCA.
First guess for NCA was gonna be
No Cheesy Asses

However - now that I'm caught up - maybe this is why the ladies deny your kind Board Man:
"Ballbag", "Walking Ballsack", " little four legged scrotum",



Or maybe this is why...they don't want their clients to think seeing you turns them into bat shit crazy cat whores like this one:

Whisker Watch Alert
boardman's Avatar

Or maybe this is why...they don't want their clients to think seeing you turns them into bat shit crazy cat whores like this one:

Whisker Watch Alert Originally Posted by tntangie

I wonder what her rates are.
Does she have a profile on Eccie?
With that tooth gap and the lazy eye she ain't no HDH but she's GFE to the MAX...The rest of you bitches could learn a thing or two.
Just don't be singing no fucking Simon and Garfunklel to me or I swear I'll end the session right then!
Still Looking's Avatar
Do they mean AA for alcoholics Association? Originally Posted by Denver Broncos
I think AA here is "Ass Acrobatics" I'm not sure! LOL
hobby hound's Avatar
They have an NBA policy because it's so good and they will never be the same.
They have an NBA policy because it's so good and they will never be the same. Originally Posted by hobby hound
hound,

please get your policies right man.

I am very picky with whom I discriminate against.

I am an NCA provider only.

Period, point blank.


Oh wait, and I'm a no R.B.C. provider as well...

I damn near forgot about that!

Farkin wine!
dilbert firestorm's Avatar
nca?

no cunnilingus allowed?

no colleges allowed