Fetishes

I have a fetish for waterbeds filled with green jell-o and tilted at a 45 degree slant with sandpaper and bungee belts to hold me in place. Er... scratch that.... that was just my dream last night.

Speaking of foot fetish, I went to try on some new heels the other day. This shoe sales guy brings me out my shoe's along with 4 different ones to try on. I was like ummm, he says oh I thought they might look good too. Ha sneaky guy, as if I was not catchig onto his little foot fetish.